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England v Ukraine: Team News

Cleverly (Tom) In.
Stupid (John Terry) Out.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Andy Murray celebrates US Open win with Irn Bru

He's still Scottish then.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Confidential Waiver Wire Leaks in Boston

According to MLB sources, there were more waiver wire disclosures during August at Fenway Park than leaks in the men's room.

written by Ossurworld, 11 September 2012
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Wayne Rooney: Son's birth made me grow up!

Oh I am glad... but most people grow up with or without having a child...

"Never mind!"

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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Volvo's new V40 - Officially The safest car in the world

Just what the family needs - and a snip at from £23,745!

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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David Laws reinstated as Minister

David Laws: who swizzed £40,000 from taxpayers, is back?
In what other job would this be OK?

"Bloody Nepotists!"

written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
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Trying to Stay Relevant

Obama orders White House to replace telegraph system with rotary dial phones.

written by Adam Click, 11 September 2012
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London 2012: Paralympics Closing Ceremony

ATTENTION ALL RADIO DJs - If you play a Coldplay song backwards on the radio, we get our Olympics and Paralympics back.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Andy Murray wins first Grand Slam (US Open)

Finally we can start calling him British instead of Scottish. Or was it Canadian. Or was that Greg Rudeski?

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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US Open Tennis Final finishes at 2am UK Time.

Al Murray beat The Joker with help from his coach Ivan Lidl. Murray is the first British winner since Katy Perry.
* Some of this information may be wrong due to the late finish.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Andy Murray wins US Open Tennis Final

He's the first British male winner of a Grand Slam in 76 years since Fred Perry.
He's now planning on quitting tennis and selling Sports tops.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Repeated History

Greece and other economically failing European socialist countries blame minorities (Jews, Gypsies etc) for their debt problems, rather than the county's incompetent leadership! Is the USA next?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Déjà vu Again

Monica is to President Clinton as former President Clinton is to President Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Democratic Party Name Change

President Obama, Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) & SML Reid have destroyed the Democratic Party with their extreme left wing ideology. The new name is to be the Communist Reactionary Un-Democratic (CRUD) Party!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Chicago Teachers' Union Strike

Chicago's Democratic Mayor Rahm Emanuel has always supported union demands using other people's money. Now his administration must foot the bill for increasing Chicago teacher's salaries!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Political Color Change

The Democratic Party has moved to the far left, so shouldn't their color be red rather than blue?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Political Battle of 2012

King Obama I & the Blue Knights of Democratica filled the moat with alligators & raised the White Castle drawbridge. Red Knights led by Sir Romney of Republicana approach with their siege machines.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Anyone Remember President Carter

Clueless Democratic far left wing liberals like President Obama come along every 40 years, like locusts they destroy everything in their path. The next Republican president has to clean up the mess!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Democratic Spin

President Obama currently has the welfare and the freeloader votes. The president is going after the undecided voters with his Pinocchio speeches that take credit for everything in the last 50 years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Another Open Mike Gaff

Vice President Biden was overheard at the Democratic Convention telling DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz that he was going to vote for the Republican Romney/Ryan ticket!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
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Taliban plan to kidnap Prince Harry

They're looking for the naked bloke holding a billiard cue.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Roy Hodgson: Peter Crouch in England exile after Euro refusal

Crouch refused to be on stand-by for the Euro 2012 squad. He must have his head in the clouds.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Supermarket rejects £2 coins at till

First we had the double dip recession, now we have the double pound rejection.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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Injury to John Terry will not weaken England team says James Milner

Just make them 75% less racist.

written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
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