Spoof news snippets from Saturday 1 September 2012
African Family Killed by a Falling Tree
After the high winds blew down a tree in Birmingham city centre killing an African family of 4, the city council said that they did not realise there was a family living up there!
Saint's Nigel Adkins caught speeding for 5th time this week!
Southampton Manager Nigel Adkins apologised and said he was desperate for points!
A railway line to be erected around Villa Park!
So Paul Lambert can get some points!
100+ Civil servants handed more than £10,000 bonus each
100 civil servants and quango bosses were handed more than £10,000 each last year, on top of their wages!
"Oh am I glad for them!"
OAPs asking for audio version of kinky novel!
50 Shades of Grey Hair: A charity which provides audiobooks for the visually impaired has had to order in extra copies to cope with demand!
"And why not?"