Boris V Cameron
Boris Johnson said he might make a better PM that Cameron. Right now a dead squirrel on a stick would be a better PM than Cameron.
Rihanna offers to babysit Snooki's baby
What could possibly go wrong?
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 140
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 137
QPR boss Mark Hughes gets a second vote of confidence after another defeat
Three and out?
Ilfracombe Is to Be Twinned with New York
New York is to be twinned with Ilfracombe in Devon after it was gifted with a statue called Verity (who just happens to be a 65ft tall bronze figure of a naked and pregnant women, carrying a sword!)
Bad Headline: Number 116
DAMIEN HIRST'S GIANT, NAKED PREGNANT MOTHER ARRIVES IN ILFRACOMBE.
(Courtesy Daily Telegraph 08/10/2012)
Have You Been Hugged On Facebook Yet?
Now that Jimmy Saville has gone, those nice people at Facebook have decided that it would be nice for people to be hugged.
46.7m Americans received food stamps in June *, setting a record
* source Newsweek.
Things must be really bad if people have to eat stamps, I just lick the back for the sugar.
David Cameron joins Twitter.
Just two years after telling a radio interview that too many tweets make a tw*t.
FA to charge Cashley Cole over abusive tweet.
What a twit!
David Cameron tells hacking victims he still has an open mind over Leveson
Well, I suppose its better than a vacant mind.
Man claims groupon is a rip-off
"I ordered a Thai bride from Groupon, and when she arrived she looked nothing like the girl in the picture!"
Onlookers confused after iPhone5 found stuck to the ground
The map app said it was still in the shop window.
BBC boss promises to conduct Sir Jimmy Savile inquiry
But after the police inquiry, not now... then, now then...
Rothko painting defaced at Tate Modern
Defaced is one opinion. Others say he increased the value.
Man chased by stag in Bushy Park?
No word yet on the hen night.
"Joke" from Langley
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Hugo Chavez wins election because there were no opposition!
Cuddly Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, has won his personal election because there were no opposition; his hit-squads had done a remarkable job!