That Twat Blair - Proposes Self As ELECTED EU President!
You could not make it up!
Blackburn Rovers manager job Latest:
Sat: Fans protest appointment of Billy McKinlay
Sun: Diego Maradona linked to job
Mon: Harry Redknapp 'discusses job with owners'
Tues: Harry denies meeting owners
Wed: Henning Berg appointed boss
Sylvio Berlusconi sentenced to four years in jail
Experts say it is unlikely serve time in jail because of his age, instead he could be put in a coffin and buried in Scarborough next to Jimmy Savile.
Flagrant and Foul: Rajon Rondo Pins Dwyane Wade
Two NBA players who wear clothes no one would put on a clothesline collided when Rajon Rondo pinned Dwyane Wade with an arm extension in the NBA opening game.
Met Police to sell iconic Scotland Yard building to save money
They could always move into the Olympic Stadium.
Its currently empty and all paid for.
Alex Reid turned house into sex dungeon while Chantele was pregnant
I'd like to know how he got planning permission and the council turned mine down.
Disney buy rights to next George Lucas films
Coming Soon - Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Pluto in Space...
Capital One Cup 4th Round: Reading 5 Arsenal 7
Andrey Arshavin says 'God was on our side' as Arsenal came back from 4-0 down to win in extra-time.
It's true, God is an Arsenal fan, he used to stand behind Osama Bin Laden on the North Bank.
Newcastle's Muslims players faced with shirt dilemma over Wonga
The Geordies four Muslim players were warned that wearing the new moneylender Wonga sponsored shirts would infringe Sharia law.
They should do what the fans do and just go shirtless for 90 minutes.
Lance Armstrong effigy to be burnt on Bonfire Night in Kent
Looks like the Chris Moyles effigy is safe for another year.
Glasgow Rangers look to join the London Stock Exchange
Eh? What happened to the Scotland & England devolution talks?
Ally McCoist says fans should allowed to invest in Rangers
Yeah, because it worked out so well for the last investors...
Daily Mirror faces four phone-hacking cases during Piers Morgan editorship
When asked for a comment, Morgan refused just before being spotted boarding the Lady Ghislaine yacht formerly owned by Robert Maxwell.
Modern-day Fagins force kids to beg in pubs
Well its one way of saving on pocket money.
Jimmy Savile Halloween Mask Cartoon In The Times Sparks Controversy
Well it was better than the Cherie Blair one they printed last year!
Brad Pitt Pledges $100,000 To Gay Marriage Campaign
Well that should cover flowers and the reception. Just a few dollars more for the honeymoon.
Nicole Scherzinger spotted working in ASDA.
Shame that whole Pussycat Dolls and X Factor thing didn't work out for her.
Caroline Flack goes make up free for Children In Need
I just hope the children are not going to eat the make-up...
Cake Collapses in MacArthur Park!
. . someone left the cake out in the rain . . . and it took so long to bake it . . . and I'll never have that receipe again! . . . Ahhhh-gain!
Trinominal Equation Answer from yesterdays Conundrum.
"Silly,10 is not a prime number! What were you thinking, that Col. Hamilton would hold himself above General Washington? Fat chance that! Ben Franklin knew it and said so himself in his autobiography!
Nottingham man arrested at Lidl for laughing out loud!
An ageing Notts man dressed in green pants was caught laughing in Lidl and was arrested! It seems he was wetting himself waiting to pay for his rotting fruit & veg while reading a fab book called EQ?!
Poor quality Jimmy Savile 1990s interview uncovered
The 80 year old former Radio 1 DJ said he collected information on new music for his show. He spoke of a big P Diddy file.
Well that's what it sounded like. It was very poor quality...
Google advert on comedy website leads to confusion.
Mr Danton of Cambridge Heath was disappointed today when he realized the advert for 'Date 50+ women' was in fact for women aged over 50, not 50 different women.
Al Qaeda Much Older Than Previously Thought
Historians have found secret documents which clearly show that the gunpowder plot was actually the work of Al Qaeda leader Guy Fawkes who was the great-great-grandfather of Osama bin Laden.
Mitt Romney accuses Obama of wasting public money
The GOP candidate told a news conference "By warning people of the danger of Sandy in advance more lives were saved which means more people needing help and eventually needing pensions."
written by John_L
, 31 October 2012
Heseltine publishes Growth Paper
Lord Heseltine is in the news with a paper criticizing the economic policy of the Government. This after he has been in the papers in the background of every photo of Jimmy Savile with the Royals.
written by John_L
, 31 October 2012
Tory supremo Lord Heseltine reveals radical plan for growth..... plant entire coalition in a gro-bag head first is it cobber?
Lebron in Gold, Rondo in Pink
Rondo's fashionista rival donned a pair of kicks not quite as garish as Lebron James who found a new use for frankincense, myrrh and gold: he had them woven into game shoes.
NYC businesses vow to "gouge ethically"
"There's no valid reason why we should make more than 100,000 percent of profit after a hurricane," an industry spokesman said...