Holy Bluebottles Batman!
I don't know about you lot but I'm voting for Police Commissioner Gordon from Gotham City....that bat signal is a real turn on baby!
Topless Ukrainian women have the front to bare it all!
Topless womens rights protestors in Kiev have proven that Ukrainian women are not just sex toys for their men because they have the "bare necessities" and now they've got it off of their chests!
"The end is nigh agghhh!!!!"
Sir Mervyn King hints that the recession may soon be over.....for him, with a guaranteed £200,000 pension, it never really started!
"Do you want a bag?"
Argos to close 75 stores due to 37% profit nose dive....thus making it harder for people to return unwanted Christmas crap!
David Cameron visits Wormwood Scrubs
"Oh what a missed opportunity to lose the keys...!"