Tory MP Andrew Mitchell resigns as Chief Whip
Know known as Chief Drip.
Dildos out whips in!
Women are no longer willing to accept harmless sex toys like dildos and vibrators! The modern day women wants "hardcore" and S & M so get on your knees and get whipping!!
"Ticket's please..you bastard!"
George Osborne and his aid caught sitting in first class railway seats with 'standard class tickets. "You don't expect us to sit with the ordinary people do you" says aid before paying the top-up fare
License To Look Stylish
Teenagers are to recruited by MI5 to become the next James Bonds. That's exactly what we need, a load of One Direction lookalikes with a license to kill.
According to out illustrious part-time PM 'Do-nothing-Dave, "We're not on Europe's sidelines.......dead right cobber, more an own goal I would say!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 142
"Singing in the Shower"
Ima L. Wett
John Terry won't appeal against ban
The Chelsea captain will use the time away from the game to answer Nick Griffin's call to protest the home of a gay couple who won damages from a guest house who had refused them a double bed.
written by John_L
, 19 October 2012