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Website offers advice on translating texts from men

"hmmmm ok, whatever"
Do your best website!

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Gary McKinnon avoids extradition to US for hacking case

Rumours that he hacked into the computer of Theresa Mays speech and policy writer have been hushed up, I mean played down.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Nike ends sponsorship with Lance Armstrong

In a way, they're partly responsible for the whole shenanigans - with a catchphrase like 'Just Do It'

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Outrageous Argies

A top British diplomat called the Argentineans "Gay and Cowards" and he's in trouble. If he'd used the words "cheating, bastards" he'd get a medal.

written by Backandtotheleft, 17 October 2012
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Nike drop Lance because Lance dropped his Nike tight cycling pants!

Nike have divorced Lance Armstrong because he has said wearing their tight pants caused sore bums and balls so he was forced to take medicines and change brands; "cycling hell!"

written by Jaggedone, 17 October 2012
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Serbia FA deny racism at England Under 21 team.

They close their ears, they never heard a thing.
Imagination never lets them take the blame.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Sky TV bills used to nab benefit cheats

A woman claiming to live alone with kids caught out by sports package. She admitted it was all lies when asked to explain the offside system.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Police fail to deal with suspected break-in at HM Treasury

A suspected break-in at HM Treasury could not be dealt with by the police because because it took 10 police officers to separate 2 cats fighting and the back of number 10! Taxpayers will pay the bill

written by IN SEINE, 17 October 2012
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Men are most likely to pull a woman if they are wearing a purple, according to a new study.

I don't know who to believe, my mobile phone provider just emailed me to say the futures orange!

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Rebekah Brooks emails to David Cameron not seen by Leveson

Apparently they were just Rebekah explaining text acronyms like LOL, ROFL and LMFAO.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson abandon plans for Bottom revival

The Bottom revival has gone Bottoms up.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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My jokes aren't racist but the government is, says Frankie Boyle

No no no, the government are posh elitist pleb hating snobs, but not racist.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Government bars release of Prince Charles letters

I think Charlie was embarrassed they were all written in green ink.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Down, down, didderly down!!

Part-time work drives Britain to record employment, then record unemployment in January 2013 once 'Christmas temp' jobs are over and part-time workers are no longer needed due to falling profits!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 October 2012
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"Ouch, what the feck' was that!"

A 'terrified'blind man was hit with a 50,000 volt Taser gun after police 'mistook' his white stick for a samurai sword...obviously the old Bill should have gone to Specsavers!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 October 2012
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Romney attempts to woo Transgendered voters

GOP candidate Mitt Romney used last nights debate to reach out to Trans Men. However Trans groups were dismayed that he called them Women in Binders.

written by John_L, 17 October 2012
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Racism Row after England Serbia Youth game

Racist tensions have broken out after the Serbia v England youth international football match. Serbia have since admitted that installing Slobodan Miloševic as youth team manager was a mistake.

written by IainB, 17 October 2012
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Jamie Oliver: Customers are stealing toilet rolls in my restaurant

Police investigating the claim admit they have nothing to go on.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Heather Watson first Brit to win Womens Tennis title in 24 years!

She's doing so well, she can now afford to give up her part-time work as a Jessica Ennis lookalike...

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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David Cameron rules out 'mansion tax'

Instead, expect a 'massive tax cut' for Tory millionaires...

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Victims never came forward because Savile was 'Untouchable'

Ironic.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Andrew Mitchell gets new Parliament nickname

After his 'plebgate' gaff, the Tory Chief Whip is now known as the Chief Drip.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Seven Art paintings stolen in Holland.

The security guard must have been on the funny fags.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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BBC Panarama to investigate BBC Newsnight

The BBC Director General announced the investigation on the BBC Six O Clock News. The BBC Ten O Clock News refused to comment, when approached by the BBC News Channel. More as the BBC get it.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Emile Heskey scores down under!

In Australia! For his new A league team.
Makes a change putting the ball wide, or over the bar!

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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European Union wins Nobel Peace Prize

Narrowly pipping The Womens Union and the African Cup of Nations.
The Open Top bus tour has been planned for next monday.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Frankie Boyle sues the Daily Mirror after they called him racist

Rancid maybe, but not racist.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Lance Armstrong to be stripped of 7 Tour De France titles

Will now be known as the Naked Cyclist.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Conrad Black to appear on Have I Got News For You

The former Daily Telegraph owner is now out of jail. Ready for the most humbling day of his life perhaps?
No news yet on Rupert Murdoch being invited to the show...

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Rebecca Brooks gets £7 million NI pay-off.

She'll be able to afford the best room in Hollway...
PS NI stands for News International, not 'No Income'...


written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Poland v England match rained off.

I thought the rain stayed mainly in Spain! (or Ukraine)

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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Beyoncé has announced that she will play the Super Bowl 2013 halftime show.

I'm booking my seat early in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

written by radiogagger, 17 October 2012
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