Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 7 November 2012
He has gone and Dunn it… The dad's Army veteran, Cpl Jones has died aged 92. It is believed that he will have full military honours. We at the spoof would like to salute him!
US Election Decision
Kate Moss: "I've never seen myself as sexy"
That makes two of us!
Kentucky: Brother-Sister: Man-Wife
Kentuckians have voted to legalize the marriage between a brother and sister. However, the amendment to legalize a marriage between a human and a four-legged animal was narrowly defeated.
,,,AND THE WINNER IS?
Woohoo...Denzil Washington gets 2nd series playing USA President....nice one!
Bungle in the Jungle!!
Tory MP Nadine Dorries 'suspended' over I'm a Celebrity.....by the neck I trust?
Good game! Good game!
Jimmy Savile was once a Yorkshire Ripper 'suspect' according to new police report! Was Bruce Forsyth once thought to be Jack the Ripper I wonder?...."nice to slice you, to slice you nice"!
Obama in rage
Barack Obama, in a fit of pique, has nailed the head of an elephant to a Republican officer's car bonnet. Obama did it to prove that healthcare matters most to Americans. What about car insurance?
Mass. Elects American Indian to Senate
A Cherokee passing as a Caucasian and who goes by the European name Elizabeth Warren was elected from Massachusetts to the U.S. Senate. She gave a war cry and waved Senator Browns scalp in the air.