Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 6 November 2012
Ron Paul Declares Himself John Galt, Decides To Move To The Mountains.
Former republican presidential candidate and widely loved libertarian figure tells U.S. to "Kiss my ass" as he plans to live out his life in the mountains to "show us how we will live with out him".
"One is orf!"
Charles and his old woman going to Melbourne Cup horse race....Camilla firm favourite to win!
I for one certainly hope Denzil Washington is re-elected in the USA....a fine actor and one of the best parts he's had in years.
President Barack Obama will resign the Presidency of USA at noon tomorrow because he can't stand losing a democratic poll to Mitt Romney. "God damn that man. He's a pain in my posterior" said Obama.
PM Orders New Sex Abuse Probe
His old one has worn out.