Spoof news snippets from Saturday 3 November 2012
What a dag!
New Zealand Prime Minister John Key describes David Beckham as being 'thick as batshit'....a spokesbat for the local colony said: "this is blatent racism and me and the lads demand a full enquiry!"
Runner Plans To Sleep In Sunday.
In the wake of the cancellation of the New York Marathon, Richard Townes of Brooklyn plans to sleep in since he now has "nothing better to do". Townes is still contemplating brunch plans.
YouTube flooded with anti-Bronco vids
It took America, and maybe the world, only four hours to become so sick of the crying "Bronco Obama" girl that countless vids have been posted of people crying as a result of the video of the girl.