Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 27 November 2012
The always caring David Cameron takes time out of his busy schedule to visit victims of UK floods
As if the poor buggers haven't suffered enough.
One woman commented, "Well, at least it wasn't that George Osborne."
Two and a half men is filth claims ex-Sheen nephew!
Charlie Sheen's ex-nephew in "Two and a half men" has claimed the show is filth because he's now a born again Christian. He was recently exorcised of his demons for the price of 2 shows!
Mad Rotherham council remove 3 "non indigenous white British" foster kids from the care of UKIP couple
Citing UKIP's immigration policy as the reason. They say it's racist & have also insinuated the couple are racist too. Why would they foster 3 "non indigenous white British" kids if they were racist?
European parliament sprayed with milk by angry farmers as they protest for a 25% increase in their prices
They want the rise to cover their costs following a fall in dairy prices. MEP's have accused them of trying to milk the system.
They should know. They've been at it for years.