Spoof news snippets from Monday 26 November 2012
Beckham to leave LA Galaxy. Zlatan Ibrahimovic urges him to join PSG if he wants more trophies
Beckham's been linked with a move to QPR. Pundits reckon he's keen to add to his collection of English footy honours with a League Cup medal as he's never won one.
Or a Premier League wooden spoon.
Chelsea fans really are a sad, pathetic bunch!
Chelsea fans are so pathetic. They protest about Rafa Benitez because they think Abramovich cares about what they feel about his club. Deluded idiots! He only cares about one thing; his caviar!
Mark Carney, current head of Canada's central bank appointed next governor of the Bank of England by George Osborne
He'll serve 5 years on a £624K salary but no pension. Some wonder why he'd need a pension given his huge salary. If he's not got the nous to save for old age he probably shouldn't be running a bank.
25%?... Suits you sir
George 'Abacus' Osborne may up VAT to 25%, good thinking Georgie, that should put the the final nail in the UK economy coffin for 2013!!
Not nice to see you, to see you not nice!
MP Nadine Dorries flys back to UK to face the music....don't tell me she is on 'Strictly' next!!
Todd Aiken hears from God.
Ousted Congressman, Todd Aiken (R-Mo.) sees face of God in church. Everyone saw it that day. God told him that he was a mistake and that he meant for Aiken to come out as a screaming gay liberal.