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Elgin City v Rangers postponed on safety grounds.

Match was called off when it was discovered Elgin had sold over 1,000 too many tickets for the 4,520 capacity ground.

Honestly those marketing people at Elgin - marbles!

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Goodbye, farewell, adieu!

Steel giant TaTa (no pun intended) axing 900 jobs....Merry Christmas to one and all!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 November 2012
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Howsabout that then?

Elephant abuse: Circus owner convicted...bet Jimmy Savile is sighing with relief, they can't blame that one on him!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 November 2012
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Prince William favourite Royal in public poll

Narrowly beating Royal Doulton china.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Bryan Ferry of Poxy Music releases vajazzle album.

CORRECTION: that should read Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music releases a JAZZ album.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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New online jingle radio station distances itself from Savile

"He was more of a jingle jangle guy"

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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New BBC Director General calls for Unity

It all got a bit confusing and embarrassing when Una Stubbs turned up in her Aunt Sally outfit.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Mark Hughes Sacked By QPR

Results so far this season have been
Quite
Pathetic
Really

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Lord McAlpine poised to sue at least 10,000 Twitter followers.

More details at hashtag #ohshitwishineverretweetedthat

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Have you noticed...

How you never see Helen Flanagan and Kelly Brook in the same room? Especially if the room is in a library.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Swedish Woman Accused Of Having Sex With Skeleton Parts

Sounds creepy. Wasn't Sven Goran Errikson available?

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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British woman put in jail in Dubai for sex in taxi

Apparently she never left a tip.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Naked man climbs on statue in Whitehall

The Chancellor of The Exchequer has finally lost it.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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The Smiths Suck

Johnny Marr from The Smiths inspired a generation of musicians...to shoot themselves in the head.

written by Backandtotheleft, 23 November 2012
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Tony Hall is new BBC director general.

He's planning to work eight weeks for a years salary, negotiated by his agent and brother Eric Hall.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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ITV pays £125,000 to settle case with Lord McAlpine

They've also offered him two tickets for the X Factor Final. Sitting behind Louis Walsh.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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All change in West London

BBC, Chelsea and QPR all change managers.
Martin Jol at Fulham must be looking over his shoulder for the dreaded vote of confidence...

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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BBC pays £4m in executive pay-offs in two years

Almost as much as Chelsea.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Lost: Pitbull with three legs

Answers to the name of Fluffy. Family distraught.

Legs belong to wife and eldest daughter.

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 November 2012
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McAlpine cashes in

Following ITV's payment of £125k for naming him as a paedophile, Lord McAlpine is now seeking a further £125k damages from ITV +1

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 November 2012
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The man who otherwise would have made a great Head of State but for his notorious ability to irritate and bemuse people

His name: Joe Biden

written by whatinthe world, 23 November 2012
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NBC Peacock Replaced by Turkey

The New York Jets auditioned for the role of the new NBC peacock during the NBC football game of the week.

written by Ossurworld, 23 November 2012
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New York Jets Perform Impossible Feat

Like a turkey gobbling to save his life, the Jets flew up their own tailpipe on Thanksgiving.

written by Ossurworld, 23 November 2012
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Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #7

Import lots of useless consumer items to keep the populous happy and render them excitable enough to buy almost anything such as garden gnomes. All the extra cash will generate a boom. Yay team!!

written by whatinthe world, 23 November 2012
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