Spoof news snippets from Thursday 22 November 2012
"Mighty fine Thanksgiving turkey bro'"
California man kills, freezes and cooks wife....must have had a big crowd over for thanksgiving I guess?
Nebraska Boys Grow Up Fast at Macy's Day Parade
A group of 12-year-olds from a Christian Fundamentalist boys group were front row for the annual parade.
After getting more than an eye-full from the Rockette's, nine out of ten of the boys approved.
Naked Eskimos don't want free speech!
Nudists in San Francisco are claiming that being naked in public is a form of free speech! Eskimos beg to differ; they believe it's f+++++g madness!
Clinton to lead again
Former US President,Bill Clinton,says he wants to lead a new country and will establish one,even if it kills him."I'll start a new nation somewhere in the Indian Ocean" said Clinton crazily smiling.
Boo hoo hoo
High Street baby clothing chain Mothercare report another massive slump in sales...a clear case of, "I want my Mummy!"