Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 21 November 2012
NASA announce that Curiosity has discovered something significant.
The Space Agency has said that it's scientists will analyze the discovery before making known to the public. Donald Trump said "I am sure that the evidence on Mars will point to Obama's birthplace"
Rector gives money away to parishioners in Exeter
Inspired by the 'Parable of the talents' in the bible.
The rector hopes those who took the money will return a profit by Easter. I'm putting my tenner on the next favourite at Kempton.
Up, up and away!
China to build tallest Skyscraper in just 90 days...take-it-away fella's!
Radio stations start playing Christmas songs midway through November
SHOOT. ME. NOW.
Or shoot them.
170 i-phones stolen every day in London.
It's times like this I'm glad I still use a Nokia 3310.
Obama suffers jetlag after East Asia trip.
Either that or he was watching a Mitt Romney speech on youtube.
£1 fish man gets recording contract.
I can't wait to see him on the Royal Variety show next year, with Prince Philip covering his ears.
Radio DJ Dave Lee Travis arrested for 'groping'
WACK WACK OOPS!
Prince Phillip covers ears at Royal Variety show
The Queen normally does the same every time Phil the Greek meets a member of the public (and puts his foot in it)
Rihanna 777 tour takes in 7 shows in 7 countries in 7 days
Coincidentally Ri-ri has 7 brain cells left after getting back (or remaining friends) with Chris Brown who treated her to a bit of domestic violence 3 years ago.
Sally Bercow twitter account closed after hacking
Wife of Tory John Bercow had her twitter account hacked yesterday when a tweet called Bercow a 'stupid woman'.
Insiders suspected the hacking when the intelligence level of tweets rose by 110%
UBS City trader jailed for £1.4 billion fraud.
United Bank Switzerland (UBS) employee Kweku Adoboli was found guilty after they found the secret account on a USB stick.
Women bishop rejected
Women were gutted today when they lost the church vote to play John Bishop in the Christmas panto.
They have collectively been offered the back of the pantomime horse.