Spoof news snippets from Friday 2 November 2012
Congress: Online Video of Cranky Toddler Still Not News.
Congress declares videos of cranky toddlers not newsworthy and now illegal to be passed on as "News".
Elephant learns Korean words--one of them the F-bomb
A Korean zoo features a talented elephant who has developed the ability to speak. It's a bit of a pirate, though, as it repeatedly says, "Neoi saekki ttangkong-eul miwo" or "I hate fucking peanuts."
A Royal Protection cop accidentally fired off a shot while sitting inside a car, that's what you get for 'playing with your weapon' when escorting Pippa and Kate around town cobber!
Singing In the proverbial!
The Environment Agency and Met Office has warned there could be a higher risk of flooding in the autumn and winter due to this 'summers' unusually wet weather....what, no drought, I'm gutted!!
Obama Promises Four More Years of The Same
Oh, wait. That's not funny.