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Israel bombs Gaza.

Self appointed peacemaker Paul 'Gazza' Gascoyne has attempted to ease the situation by turning up with a fishing rod, a six-pack of Heineken and a KFC bargain bucket.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Santa beard stuck on zipwire in Reading shopping centre.

I didn't even know Boris was moonlighting as a Santa this Crimbo!

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Woman steals charity box from North London pub.

Disgusting. That's why when I'm asked I always put foreign coins in charity collections.

(I don't really - its just a punchline)

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Lord McAlpine sues ITV for £500,000

His solicitor gave Philip Schofield the writ this morning on er, This Morning.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Ed Miliband likens himself to Margaret Thatcer

Ed the Red gave the shock statement on Radio 4 programme 'What Does Ed Miliband Really Think?'

Does he like secretly like wearing blue dresses?

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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44 million hacking attempts on Israel government websites

Since they began Gaza airstrikes last week. I blame the Nigerian email scammers.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Tulisa not a WAG she says on live tv.

After newspaper revelations that Tulisa was dating Newcastle footballer Danny Simpson, she told Louis Walsh she is not a WAG, but a WAF = Was Already Famous. Not 'What A Freak' as I imagined...

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Liberal Democrat MP says £500 benefit cap 'immoral'

A lot of people think those on benefits getting higher than the average wage is immoral. I think people are at the end of their teather with Lib-Dem MP Sarah Teather for her comments.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Cheap alcohol to blame for drunkness among young people

Say young people. No diggity. And there was me thinking it might be the environment to blame.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Drunk in Aussie attempts to drive a croc!

An Australian drunkard attempted to drive a croc and ended up nearly "legless"!

written by Jaggedone, 19 November 2012
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Martin Clunes dropped from Churchill car insurance ads.

After being banned for driving.
Ohhhhhhh no.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge returns gift sent by Kim Kardashian

Apparently her bum looked big in it.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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John Humphries to be next BBC Director General

Next time there's a crisis he'll have to interview himself.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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