Spoof news snippets from Sunday 18 November 2012
Rajon Rondo Disdains Duck Tape
With a high ankle sprain, Rajon Rondo refused to tape his ankle for the big game, choosing to go with a high tech bondage machine that improved his condition within one day.
Red Sox Play in Molasses
Always less than speedy, the Boston Red Sox GM Ben Cherington proved the front office is also slow by missing out on big trades, letting every available player go to Toronto.