Spoof news snippets from Thursday 15 November 2012
Police have arrested another BBC Radio DJ. It's a Dave Lee Travesty, that's what it is.
Uruguayan president; is the the poorest or the richest?
President Jose Mujica of Ururguay is the poorest president on the planet because he gives all his money away and lives in a farm shack! Is he rich or is he poor? Ask rich hypocrite David Cameron!
Go Nicky go!
Japanese man named worlds fastest man on four limbs by Guinness World Records after running 100 metres in 17.47 seconds. Thus beating Nick Clegg's daily sprint to McDonalds by 3 seconds!!
Bieber 'became a man' with TV celebrity causing split with Selena Gomez
Ru Paul today said that he had helped the Canadian pop sensation to become a man and that had been the root cause of his split from teenage sweetheart Selena Gomez.