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Federer beats Murray 7-6, 6-4 at the O2 Arena

So shove that down your daft self-publicising face and eat it, kid!

written by queen mudder, 11 November 2012
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Comedy writer desperately short of TOWIE punchline

Says he'd rather eat broken glass than do the research.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Vernon Kay quits Radio 1 weekend show.

Says he wants to spend more time with his family.
No mention tweeting Page 3 girl.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Kim Kardashian Could Be Moving To London

This town ain't big enough for the butt. Of. Kim.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Girls Aloud announce Greatest Hits Album and tour.

Could be the shortest album and tour of all time?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Selena Gomez ends Mickey Mouse relationship.

Sorry that should read the Disney actress has ended her relationship with Justin Bieber.
Perhaps the headline was correct after all.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Burn Jimmy Burn!

Jimmy Saviles nephew wants the council to burn his body. Now then, now then let's not get too far ahead here.

written by Backandtotheleft, 11 November 2012
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Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave fall out; split up.

They've agreed to share custody of the comedy.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Elton John and husband expecting second baby.

The miracles of modern science. WHOSE THE DADDY!
No seriously, whose the daddy?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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David Mellor slammed for dubbing child abuse victim Steven Messham a 'weirdo'

Pot. Kettle...

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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"Doggy Style" tactics from SAF a winner!

Sir Alex Ferguson's latest tactics are a winner; "Doggy Style"! Come from behind and have a winning climax! Brilliant, WOOF, WOOF!

written by Jaggedone, 11 November 2012
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Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #6

Import cheap labour from China, Japan and Korea, then enslave them for twenty years whilst making obscene profits from the result of their toil. That will work a treat for any continental nation.

written by whatinthe world, 11 November 2012
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Big Bird running

In breaking news, Sesame Street celebrity, Big Bird, has announced he will run for the US Presidency in 2016. "I've had enough of being used by politicians for some ill conceived campaign" said he.

written by whatinthe world, 11 November 2012
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Countdown presenter dressed down for skimpy outfits

Its about time Channel 4 recorded a late night version of Countdown to go with the late night version of Hollyoaks.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Apple shares drop below $600

Hmmm... tasty.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Radio 1 ban Robbie Williams new record from playlist

Perhaps they didn't want Candy * in the studios as that's what Jimmy Savile gave to all his teenage fans...

* Candy = name of record.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Richard Desmond's adult TV boss to run Channel 5

Channel 5 - Will anyone notice the difference?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Fox News take Obama win on the Chinny chin chin.

Four more years - Fox News tears.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Nadine Dorries could do all the Bushtucker trials on I'm A Celebrity

Sure it won't be the first time a Tory MP has eaten (kangaroo) balls.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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BBC presenters face pay cuts amid tightening of tax rules

AND NO MORE TEENAGERS IN DRESSING ROOMS!

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Financial Times could be sold by owners Pearson for £1bn

The owners have so far offered NO COMMENT.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Channel 4 censors The Simpsons cutting word 'gay' from repea

Doh!

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Tv actors die.

Bill Tarmey who played Jack Duckworth in Corrie, & Clive Dunn who played Corporal Jones in Dads Army both died this week.
They say these things come in threes... Whose next?
Phil The Greek, Murdoch?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Tory MP Nadine Dorries joins 'I'm A Celebrity' on ITV

Should make her constituents surgeries interesting. Can we claim the flight back on MPs expenses?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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I'm a Celebrity line-up revealed

It's bikini loving and daily twitter picture poster former Coronation St actress Helen Flanagan plus 9 others. I didn't catch their names.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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BBC stops Brian Cox planet search due to health and safety

Under the current circumstances, Auntie might be better off looking on another planet for Newsnight journalists and a Director General.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Nick Clegg says independent press is vital to our democracy

Coincidentally a Lib Dem friendly press is vital if Clegg is to rebuild his popularity figures which dropped after the student fees debacle (which was inaccurately reported by the press)

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Obamas hug photo makes social media history

Twitpic of Obama & Michelle hug gets record number of retweets - bating previous record held by Justin Bieber. The Biebster is now considering politics - but Trump may want to see a birth certificate

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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