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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 146

"Having Fun"

by

Meryl Lee and Joe King

written by IN SEINE, 01 November 2012
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Imbecile soccer fans attempt to act like intelligent monkeys: Bigots!

UK soccers fans have been caught attempting to act like their intelligent cousins; monkeys. Which again goes to prove that primates are much further up the evolutionary tree than soccer imbeciles!

written by Jaggedone, 01 November 2012
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NYC Subways to Reopen Thursday

Thank god for that! I've missed the Meatball Marina & Chicken Tikkas.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Romney now embraces BDSM

Told by an aid that there may be votes in 'Fifty Shades of Grey' readers Mitt Romney is admitting that he thinks women are inferior to men in every way.

written by John_L, 01 November 2012
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Romney FEMA Flip Flop man

Mitt Romney has gone from saying FEMA should be scrapped to saying that it is vital. Apparently if he thinks that there are votes in it he'll say he loves it.

written by John_L, 01 November 2012
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Sepp Blatter Said English Football Is 'Run By Idiots' *

Well it takes one to know one (or some).
* As told by Seb Coe in his autobiography.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Woman 'Fakes Her Own Kidnap To Get Day Off Work'

The things people will do to watch Jeremy Kyle.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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It Could Be

President Obama won't release his college transcripts because these records indicate he registered as a "FOREIGN STUDENT" in order to receive federal grant money!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Double Troubles

LONE RANGER: Syria says Iranian scientists caused Hurricane Sandy. Iran wants to send an emergency team to New York City to help. TONTO: They both speak with forked tongues!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Democrats Running Out of Money

Political advisor David Axelrod, DNC Chair Debbie Wassermann Shultz and VP Joe Biden have been seen standing on various street corners in Washington DC with "PLEASE DONATE" cardboard signs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Democratic Desperation

Democratic Party political advisors (disinformation specialists) are saying President Obama may carry North Carolina and all of the other 56 states the president visited!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Feather Color Change

PBS is considering changing Big Birds color from yellow to dark blue to match their political leanings. (Bright red was their first choice!)

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Repairman in Chief

Pres. Obama says power outages caused by Hurricane Sandy will require several days to restore service, but is still silent about his decision making role in the Benghazi Libya American embassy attack.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Dumb Florida Republicans

The Florida Republican Legislature's plan to reduce the number of early voting days by six has probably increased the turnout of African American voters, who overwhelmingly vote for Democrats!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Dumb Democratic Argument

LONE RANGER: Democrats blame Republicans for gridlock on illegal immigration, jobs, taxes etc. TONTO: Democrats controlled the WH and Congress (filibuster proof) in 2008 - 2010 and did nothing!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 November 2012
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Russian pop group sent to Lesbian prison.

aka - Pussy Riot for Pussy Riot!

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Redundancy-hit weekly newspaper uses picture of innocent man for drug dealer story

The innocent man is now planning to sue for damages, and is also looking for a supplier to meet new demand.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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