There were 266 spoof news snippets published in November 2012. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Blink and you'll miss him

A West London Hotel has changed the name of its top floor suite to Rafa Benitez to 'honour' the new Chelsea boss - saying the room is perfect for short stays.
It used to be named after Kim Kardashian

written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
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Prince William favourite Royal in public poll

Narrowly beating Royal Doulton china.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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The Leveson Inquiry in numbers: 17

17 - times Rupert Murdoch said 'sorry' during last 3 hours of his evidence.
The second most humble day of his life. (The first involved similar apologies but also a custard pie in his face)

written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
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Nutritionists Issue Health Warning

Nutritionists at St. Philbert's Medical College have advised people to keep away from fruit and nuts. They say :"you are what you eat!"

written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
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Bryan Ferry of Poxy Music releases vajazzle album.

CORRECTION: that should read Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music releases a JAZZ album.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Liverpool City Centre Cordoned off Today

Police cordoned off Liverpool city centre when a suspicious object was found inside a car parked on double yellow lines.

The object turned out to be a valid tax disc

written by IN SEINE, 14 November 2012
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New BBC Director General calls for Unity

It all got a bit confusing and embarrassing when Una Stubbs turned up in her Aunt Sally outfit.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Woman 'Fakes Her Own Kidnap To Get Day Off Work'

The things people will do to watch Jeremy Kyle.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Lord McAlpine poised to sue at least 10,000 Twitter followers.

More details at hashtag #ohshitwishineverretweetedthat

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Leveson report to be published next Thursday

I'm getting the DVD for Christmas. My mum loves Hugh Grant.

written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
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Trial of Taiwanese Knicker Nicker Expected to Be Short

A man arrested in Thailand in possession of 10,000 pairs of underwear is to go on trial tomorrow. Legal experts expect the trial to be brief.

written by IN SEINE, 14 November 2012
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Romeo MP says keep press free.

Lib-Dem MP John Hemmings, exposed by tabloids as having 'at least 26 mistresses' says the press should not be controlled by the government.
26 mistresses? Where did he find time to get elected?

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Prince Phillip covers ears at Royal Variety show

The Queen normally does the same every time Phil the Greek meets a member of the public (and puts his foot in it)

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Obama suffers jetlag after East Asia trip.

Either that or he was watching a Mitt Romney speech on youtube.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Imbecile soccer fans attempt to act like intelligent monkeys: Bigots!

UK soccers fans have been caught attempting to act like their intelligent cousins; monkeys. Which again goes to prove that primates are much further up the evolutionary tree than soccer imbeciles!

written by Jaggedone, 01 November 2012
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Milton Keynes Arsonist Strikes Again!

A suspected arsonist burned down a shoe factory in Milton Keynes today. A spokesman said: "over 200 soles were lost."

written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
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Kate Moss: "I've never seen myself as sexy"

That makes two of us!

written by radiogagger, 07 November 2012
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140 Out of Every 100 Ohio Voters Agree...

Barack Obama is a better choice for president.

written by Adam Click, 13 November 2012
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Nebraska Boys Grow Up Fast at Macy's Day Parade

A group of 12-year-olds from a Christian Fundamentalist boys group were front row for the annual parade.
After getting more than an eye-full from the Rockette's, nine out of ten of the boys approved.

written by Paul Blake, 22 November 2012
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British woman put in jail in Dubai for sex in taxi

Apparently she never left a tip.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Kim Kardashian Could Be Moving To London

This town ain't big enough for the butt. Of. Kim.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Teenager Jailed For Armed Robberies Disguised As An Old Man

I wonder if Clive Dunn, famed for dressing up as a character in Dads Army a lot older than he really was, was the inspiration?

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Obama: 'The Best is yet to come'

Apparently, he's getting a 60 inch Smart HD TV for the Oval Room.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Obama congratulates Romney on spirited campaign.

And especially all the gaffes.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Graeme Souness tips Jordan for Scotland job.

I know Katie Price used to go out with Dwight Yorke but I hardly think that makes her qualified.

written by radiogagger, 14 November 2012
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Rector gives money away to parishioners in Exeter

Inspired by the 'Parable of the talents' in the bible.
The rector hopes those who took the money will return a profit by Easter. I'm putting my tenner on the next favourite at Kempton.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Katherine Jenkins denies affair with David Beckham

As yet, nobody from Newsnight or the BBC has resigned over the matter. Watch this space.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Sepp Blatter Said English Football Is 'Run By Idiots' *

Well it takes one to know one (or some).
* As told by Seb Coe in his autobiography.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Paul Gascoigne sober for 32 days...

... since the age of 15

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2012
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Memory-Man Banned From Bookstore

A man with a photographic memory has been stopped from browsing in branches of Snarbes & Bonles. Apparently he was recalling the books at home without paying for them.

written by David Grant, 30 November 2012
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YouTube flooded with anti-Bronco vids

It took America, and maybe the world, only four hours to become so sick of the crying "Bronco Obama" girl that countless vids have been posted of people crying as a result of the video of the girl.

written by Lyndon, 03 November 2012
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"Stick it in the curry!"

Britain to end financial aid to India in 2015, thereafter India will send aid to the UK!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 November 2012
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Phase shift in art

Will Gompertz, the BBC art guru has seen a change in art. "Once," he said, "people said 'the painting is so good it looks like a photo', now they say 'that photo is so good is looks like a painting'!"

written by IainB, 10 November 2012
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NBC Peacock Replaced by Turkey

The New York Jets auditioned for the role of the new NBC peacock during the NBC football game of the week.

written by Ossurworld, 23 November 2012
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BBC pays £4m in executive pay-offs in two years

Almost as much as Chelsea.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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All change in West London

BBC, Chelsea and QPR all change managers.
Martin Jol at Fulham must be looking over his shoulder for the dreaded vote of confidence...

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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The always caring David Cameron takes time out of his busy schedule to visit victims of UK floods

As if the poor buggers haven't suffered enough.

One woman commented, "Well, at least it wasn't that George Osborne."

written by Simon Saunders, 27 November 2012
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Redundancy-hit weekly newspaper uses picture of innocent man for drug dealer story

The innocent man is now planning to sue for damages, and is also looking for a supplier to meet new demand.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Bradley Wiggins apologizes for middle finger salute.

"I was just telling Lance Armstrong how many Tour De France titles I still have"

written by radiogagger, 10 November 2012
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I'm a Celebrity line-up revealed

It's bikini loving and daily twitter picture poster former Coronation St actress Helen Flanagan plus 9 others. I didn't catch their names.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave fall out; split up.

They've agreed to share custody of the comedy.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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George Entwistle resigns as BBC DG

Harry Redknapp denies interest in job, saying he's happy playing golf, waiting for a Premier League job, walking Rosie the dog and visiting Switzerland.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Bradley Wiggins knocked off bike.

The French cycling Federation have denied responsibility. And they still believe the story about the 'special' British wheels we used during the Olympics.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Justin Welby named new Archbishop of Canterbury.

He got the job despite not having a long white beard, that's what they call progress.

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge returns gift sent by Kim Kardashian

Apparently her bum looked big in it.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Tulisa not a WAG she says on live tv.

After newspaper revelations that Tulisa was dating Newcastle footballer Danny Simpson, she told Louis Walsh she is not a WAG, but a WAF = Was Already Famous. Not 'What A Freak' as I imagined...

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Lord McAlpine sues ITV for £500,000

His solicitor gave Philip Schofield the writ this morning on er, This Morning.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Santa beard stuck on zipwire in Reading shopping centre.

I didn't even know Boris was moonlighting as a Santa this Crimbo!

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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David Beckham to quit LA Galaxy in December

Apparently he was having problems picking up the language.

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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'Second' Petraeus Affair Emerges

Is he aiming to beat the record held by Tiger Woods?

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Rihanna 777 tour takes in 7 shows in 7 countries in 7 days

Coincidentally Ri-ri has 7 brain cells left after getting back (or remaining friends) with Chris Brown who treated her to a bit of domestic violence 3 years ago.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Richard Desmond's adult TV boss to run Channel 5

Channel 5 - Will anyone notice the difference?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Apple shares drop below $600

Hmmm... tasty.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Girls Aloud announce Greatest Hits Album and tour.

Could be the shortest album and tour of all time?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Federer beats Murray 7-6, 6-4 at the O2 Arena

So shove that down your daft self-publicising face and eat it, kid!

written by queen mudder, 11 November 2012
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Dance In The Dark?


Naked Lady GaGa stumbles on 35 fans in her garage....strewth, how big is this woman?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 November 2012
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John McCain Says U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice: "Not too bright"

If Senator John McCain, third from bottom of class at Annapolis, had picked Stanford graduate and Rhodes scholar Susan Rice as his Vice President instead of Sarah Duh, he'd be President right now.

written by K.C. Bell, 25 November 2012
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European parliament sprayed with milk by angry farmers as they protest for a 25% increase in their prices

They want the rise to cover their costs following a fall in dairy prices. MEP's have accused them of trying to milk the system.

They should know. They've been at it for years.

written by Simon Saunders, 27 November 2012
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Two and a half men is filth claims ex-Sheen nephew!

Charlie Sheen's ex-nephew in "Two and a half men" has claimed the show is filth because he's now a born again Christian. He was recently exorcised of his demons for the price of 2 shows!

written by Jaggedone, 27 November 2012
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Angus T Jones apologises because God told him too!

After calling "Two and a half men" filth, Angus T Jones has now said sorry because he loves his $350000,00 fee per show and God told him too because he loves Charlie not Ashton!

written by Jaggedone, 28 November 2012
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Jon Cryer says "Two and a half Men" says network hires loonies

With Charlie Sheen and Angus Jones biting the hands that feed or fed them, Jon Cryer is pulling the hair out of his head. "CBS is messing with my meal money by hiring these nutters.

written by Lyndon, 29 November 2012
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Cameron clear on Leveson

"I understand the recommendations that Leveson proposes and I will do exactly what Mr Murdoch tells me to do." the Prime Minister said yesterday.

written by John_L, 30 November 2012
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Bang! Bang!

A Royal Protection cop accidentally fired off a shot while sitting inside a car, that's what you get for 'playing with your weapon' when escorting Pippa and Kate around town cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 November 2012
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Elephant learns Korean words--one of them the F-bomb

A Korean zoo features a talented elephant who has developed the ability to speak. It's a bit of a pirate, though, as it repeatedly says, "Neoi saekki ttangkong-eul miwo" or "I hate fucking peanuts."

written by Lyndon, 02 November 2012
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,,,AND THE WINNER IS?

Woohoo...Denzil Washington gets 2nd series playing USA President....nice one!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 November 2012
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Chinese ban Pigeon-Spies from Beijing!

The paranoid Chinese Communist party has banned ping pong balls, open windowed vehicles and pigeon-spies from flying in their air space until they've chosen a new leader; here his name, WAN KIN DIK!

written by Jaggedone, 08 November 2012
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Number Crunchie Bar

According to latest 'Government' figures the average wage in the UK is, £471 per week, strewth, that's £1 more than I get in weekly benefits....I gotta get a job!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2012
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Bieber 'became a man' with TV celebrity causing split with Selena Gomez

Ru Paul today said that he had helped the Canadian pop sensation to become a man and that had been the root cause of his split from teenage sweetheart Selena Gomez.

written by John_L, 15 November 2012
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Uruguayan president; is the the poorest or the richest?

President Jose Mujica of Ururguay is the poorest president on the planet because he gives all his money away and lives in a farm shack! Is he rich or is he poor? Ask rich hypocrite David Cameron!

written by Jaggedone, 15 November 2012
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ITV pays £125,000 to settle case with Lord McAlpine

They've also offered him two tickets for the X Factor Final. Sitting behind Louis Walsh.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Tony Hall is new BBC director general.

He's planning to work eight weeks for a years salary, negotiated by his agent and brother Eric Hall.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Naked man climbs on statue in Whitehall

The Chancellor of The Exchequer has finally lost it.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Have you noticed...

How you never see Helen Flanagan and Kelly Brook in the same room? Especially if the room is in a library.

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Mark Hughes Sacked By QPR

Results so far this season have been
Quite
Pathetic
Really

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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Elgin City v Rangers postponed on safety grounds.

Match was called off when it was discovered Elgin had sold over 1,000 too many tickets for the 4,520 capacity ground.

Honestly those marketing people at Elgin - marbles!

written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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"My name is...." "My name is...." "My name is...."

Alzhiemers Eminem tribute act leaves punters confused

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2012
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Not nice to see you, to see you not nice!

MP Nadine Dorries flys back to UK to face the music....don't tell me she is on 'Strictly' next!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 November 2012
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NYC Subways to Reopen Thursday

Thank god for that! I've missed the Meatball Marina & Chicken Tikkas.

written by radiogagger, 01 November 2012
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Obamas hug photo makes social media history

Twitpic of Obama & Michelle hug gets record number of retweets - bating previous record held by Justin Bieber. The Biebster is now considering politics - but Trump may want to see a birth certificate

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Channel 4 censors The Simpsons cutting word 'gay' from repea

Doh!

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Countdown presenter dressed down for skimpy outfits

Its about time Channel 4 recorded a late night version of Countdown to go with the late night version of Hollyoaks.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Elton John and husband expecting second baby.

The miracles of modern science. WHOSE THE DADDY!
No seriously, whose the daddy?

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Selena Gomez ends Mickey Mouse relationship.

Sorry that should read the Disney actress has ended her relationship with Justin Bieber.
Perhaps the headline was correct after all.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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Vernon Kay quits Radio 1 weekend show.

Says he wants to spend more time with his family.
No mention tweeting Page 3 girl.

written by radiogagger, 11 November 2012
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13 year old banned by Millwall FC after racist language.

Banned by Millwall? He should think himself lucky.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Living to 125 years could be 'the norm'

Well it will give us more time to pay off our mortgages.
And watch all the box-sets. And start a pension...

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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Frank Bruno: Savile tricked me into meeting Yorkshire Ripper

Bruno was lucky. One caller to BBC Ulster told how he was tricked by Savile into milking a cow blindfolded.

written by radiogagger, 12 November 2012
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"Can't catch me!"

John McAfee, anti-virus guru flees after murder....they'll never find him his security is to good!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 November 2012
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Craig Levein begins legal dispute with SFA

Levein has started action against his former employers over his dismissal. #Lets hoep they don't instigate counter action against him as evidence that he was a FOOTBALL MANAGER was in short supply.

written by radiogagger, 14 November 2012
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44 million hacking attempts on Israel government websites

Since they began Gaza airstrikes last week. I blame the Nigerian email scammers.

written by radiogagger, 19 November 2012
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Becks quits LA Galaxy

To spend more time advertising pants.

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Peter Mandelson appointed Chairman of Lazards

That's Lazards the investment bank, not Lizard, although some say that's an appropriate description for Mandy.
Still if ya can't legitimately call him a Lizard, you can legitimately call him a Banker

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Police commissioner elections most expensive in history

Each vote cast cost the taxpayer £14. The poll, which cost £75 million to administer, saw just 5.34 million people - one in six of the electorate - vote.
£75 million - Still less than MPS expenses.

written by radiogagger, 20 November 2012
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Women bishop rejected

Women were gutted today when they lost the church vote to play John Bishop in the Christmas panto.
They have collectively been offered the back of the pantomime horse.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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UBS City trader jailed for £1.4 billion fraud.

United Bank Switzerland (UBS) employee Kweku Adoboli was found guilty after they found the secret account on a USB stick.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Sally Bercow twitter account closed after hacking

Wife of Tory John Bercow had her twitter account hacked yesterday when a tweet called Bercow a 'stupid woman'.
Insiders suspected the hacking when the intelligence level of tweets rose by 110%

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Radio DJ Dave Lee Travis arrested for 'groping'

WACK WACK OOPS!

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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£1 fish man gets recording contract.

I can't wait to see him on the Royal Variety show next year, with Prince Philip covering his ears.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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170 i-phones stolen every day in London.

It's times like this I'm glad I still use a Nokia 3310.

written by radiogagger, 21 November 2012
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Goodbye, farewell, adieu!

Steel giant TaTa (no pun intended) axing 900 jobs....Merry Christmas to one and all!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 November 2012
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