UK Fatties to be re-housed in barns!
UK Fatties weighing over 50 stone are to be re-housed in barns and the piggies who live in the barns will be given the houses because they don't live like piggies!
Tellytubbies Are Not Gay!
"We were just born THAT way! Get over it" So says La La - "Stonewall has nothing to do with us" she added.
Blair Becomes Puppet Master
After serving an apprenticeship of being Bush's "poodle" Tony Blair is now a puppet master in his own right. He has now forged a "special" relationship with David Cameron and they regularly practice telling lies to each other.
Tony Blair & David Cameron Forge "Special" Relationship
...and yes, it is a forgery!
The Organising Committee for the London Olympics has requested that all spectators attending events wear body armour, head to foot, to alleviate any terrorist attacks that might occur.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 66
"Great Ketchup Recipes"