Zuckerberg to launch subsidiary company
The Queen's Feat
The Queen has been on her throne for sixty years! NO SHIT!!!
written by j.w.
, 29 May 2012
Mario Balotelli is a genius dickhead!
Balotelli has announced to the world that he is a genius; what a "Dickhead"!
A British housewife is facing death by firing squad after being caught smuggling £1.6 million-worth of cocaine into Bali....so what, she won't be doing that again!
Hermes Birkin handbag for sale on eBay
A $100,000 Hermes Birkin crocodile handbag has been spotted for sale on eBay - with slight scorch marks. It has currently reached $25,000.
Channel 4 to Open New Show!
Following the success of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, Channel 4 have decided to produce My Superslim Midgets Funeral after complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority by obese Romanies. Diversity?
Gay Parsons arrested
TV star Jim Parsons announced he was gay today. Immediately authorities had him arrested and he was placed behind bars without bail being offered. Police chiefs are very happy about this outcome.
Hoping for big things
Men...I have just invented a device that regrows hair and gives you a huge erection....Do you think there will be a market for it?
George Osborne Is Dyslexic
The government have been forced to make a U-turn on its pastie tax after George Osborne admitted that he was dyslexic and originally thought that it was the patsie tax.
Jubilee: Queen wants to be close to the public.
..........ever considered driving a bus or perhaps working as a shelf filler in Tesco Liz...you know, that strange thing ordinary people have to do to make ends meet!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 65
"My Life as a Landscaper"
Moe D. Grass.