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Roy Hodgson's successful initiation as England manager!

Ray Hodgson's first training session was a huge success, during his introduction in Manchester he managed to keep the players attention for longer that 5 minutes and none of them fell asleep!

written by Jaggedone, 24 May 2012
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"Ice Baby Ice"


48 hours into a 'warm spell' and the first 'Crocodile Dundee' has surfaced from his garage with his £3 Tesco bar-b-q and paraffin can. The smell is horrendous the acrid smoke ditto!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 May 2012
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Farting

"Gone With The Wind" was a famous movie. Now its the title of a new book on flatulence.Fffffffffffftttttttt!!!! Ain't it crazy!!!!

written by whatinthe world, 24 May 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 60

"Cuddly Toys"

by

Ted E. Behr

written by IN SEINE, 24 May 2012
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Bang Bang?

PM challenges Euro Judges on prisoner votes....pistols at dawn on Hampstead Heath is it Dave, who's refereeing George Michael?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 May 2012
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Clinton Cards saved from closure

after a dramatic sales increase in its'Sorry You Lost Your Job section

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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Summer Pipe Ban Still In Effect

Old man with moustache still not allowed to smoke in his local.

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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IMF Boss Comments On Austerity

George Osborne responded;"What does a Fertility Clincian know about it anyway".

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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FACEBOOKS' shares took

another battering yesterday, wiping a further 9% of the smile from Zuckerbergs' face.

written by asphyxiation, 24 May 2012
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School Board Disciplines Teacher

North Carolina woman was suspended for pretending to be an American History teacher. She has no clue about the US Constitution and is to repeat a year of 8th grade American History!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Democratic War Against Women

The Obama administration's new regulation (from the FED) would prohibit credit card companies issuing new credit cards to stay at home moms, unless they have their own independent income source.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Economic News

BAD NEWS: Maryland's Democratic tax and spend governor signs a bill raising taxes, saying citizens aren't taxed enough. GOOD NEWS: The governor was asked to forego his salary for the rest of his term!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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International News

Iranian TV announced that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was coming out of the closet, but the commentator wasn't sure when he went into the closet!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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More Non-News

At a comic book convention it was announced that a Gay superhero is to come out of the closet. Underwhelming speculation mounts, as 6 billion people around the world go about their daily lives!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Photoshop News

President Obama was seen sitting at the table next to Jesus during the Last Super, with Thomas Jefferson at the Constitutional Convention of 1789, and walking on the moon with Neil Armstrong in 1969!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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What Goes Around Comes Around

Maryland's Democratic governor signs a bill raising taxes on people making over $100,000. The tax hits 40% of taxpayers in a county of Democratic progressive tax and spenders of other people's money!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Your Taxes at Work

The first ObamaCare sponsored rehabilitation facility for Democratic tax and spend politicians opened today. There is no known cure, other than defeat at the polls!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Charles Darwin Was Correct

Tax and spend Democratic progressive politicians have evolved an invisible third hand that stealthily pick taxpayers pockets!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Joe, Romney Projects Leadership

VP Biden said Romney's Bain experience "no more qualifies you to be president than being a plumber!" VP Biden you shouldn't knock plumbers, as they are called to extract your feet from your mouth!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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The Dark at the End of the Tunnel

In the coming years Social Security, Medicare and servicing the national debt will consume the entire taxpayer furnished US budget, forcing Washington politicians to stop spending!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Outside the NATO Summit in Chicago IL

Occupy protesters say the government should tax the rich. Counter-protesters saying get a job; work and get rich so the government can tax you for your fair share are met with strange looks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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Gridlock is Still Good

Congress has become polarized by two types of politicians; those who would tax and spend the country to bankruptcy and those who would regulate and micromanage every aspect of American's lives!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 24 May 2012
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