Mervyn King Blames Banks for Financial Crisis
Chief cashier, Mervyn King blames the banks for financial crisis.
Is it that obvious?
Lionel Messi hat-trick takes him to European scoring record.
Another day at the office for Messi.
A week too late for the Champions League though...
Bolton 1 Tottenham 4 (Premier League)
Great away win... Redknapp for England?! Oh... hang on...
Martha Stewart Wore See-Through Dress
I closed my eyes and still had nightmares.
Stephen Hendry retires from snooker after defeat.
Probably to spend more time on the golf course.
So from one leisure activity to another...
America celebrates one year since Bin Laden killing.
Yew Sss A... Yew Sss A... Yew sss A...
Footballer Jermaine Pennant arrested again.
They kept his old cell empty for him.
Big Ben Name Change To Honour Queen 'Opposed By Almost Half Of Voters'
'Big Elizabeth' just isn't catchy enough.
Tulisa wins FHM Sexiest Women In The World
Well blow me sideways.
Today in 1955 Tennessee Williams wins the Pulitzer Prize for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
1955 saw success at last for Tennessee Williams after the failures of 'Dog With A Low Harsh Woof' (1954), 'Horse With A Cold Lame Hoof(1954) and the low point of 'Gerbil In A Wool-Rich Poof' (1953).
Rooney throws only shot on target; a left hook on Phil Jone's nose!
Manchester, Monday: In a punch-up between Rooney and Phil Jones, Rooney managed the only shot on target all evening by planting a left hook on Phil Jones's (alias Stan Laurel) nose. It was lights out!
Mary Beard Wins Money-Saving Prize for BBC
Mary Beard has been awarded a prize for saving the BBC a vast amount of money in the make up Department.
Mary Beard Has Been Inundated with Starring Roles
Since Samantha Brick has deemed Mary Beard as being 'too ugly' for TV, Mary has been inundated with offers of starring roles of horror films such as the Exorcist versus Alien and Van Helsing 2
Rolf Harris 'thrilled' over BAFTA Award...."strewth cobber I've been desperate for items to sell on Ebay since me flamin' bookings dried up!"
One in Twenty GP prescriptions contain an error....I wondered why my GP gave me contraception pills last week, I naturally assumed he wanted a date?
"While you're down there...?"
Tulisa 'Dyson' Contostavlos voted 'sexiest woman in the world'.....by the Royal National Institute for the Blind!
A London Teenager Is Shot Or Knifed In The Capital Every Day
Oh well we can't all be Mr Popular I suppose :(
Man Pays 21K At Southerbys For FA Cup Final Programme
Blimey I remember paying 2/6d for mine at the turnstiles at Upton Park! It's no longer a working man's game is it? :(
National lottery says ITV'S new channel ITV minus1 could attract cheaters.
The National lottery says ITV'S new channel ITV minus1 could attract cheaters. The new channel which shows programs an hour early is due to start in July.
Warner Bros are to make a film ironically about a film company who makes massive losses on a film it directs and is due out in cinemas in August.
Katie Price's wedding dress maker see's record profits.
Katie Price's wedding dress maker has just announced record profits, and said next year could be even better.
It's a Dog Eat Dog World!
It's said that a dog looks like its owner. Well an Illinois woman has an ugly bulldog. She has been convicted of biting the dog in a drunken brawl. It is not known whether the dog was drunk!
Japanese Vehicle Licensing Authority Trying to Trace Owner of Harley
A Harley Davidson was washed up on a Canadian beach 14 months after the tsunami in Japan. The DVLA in Tokyo are trying to trace the owner because the tax disc ran out several months ago.
Robbers Disguise Was 'Pants'
A robbery in South London was foiled when the would-be robber was identified by his boxer shorts which he wore on his head. Forensics took a DNA swab from a skidmark to discover whose they were.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 38
"The Last Trip"