Gordon Ramsay Was Originally a Film Star
A little known fact... Gordon Ramsay actually appeared in the blockbuster Star Wars. He played the character R2-D2. Hence that is the reason why every word he spoke was bleeped out.
Prehistoric tortoise as big as small car but slow as a turtle
Harfold State College has discovered the fossilized remains of a tortoise about the same size as a Honda Fit. The trouble was that it was too slow to get out of the way of dinosaur farts so it died.
written by Lyndon
, 19 May 2012
Bad Headline: Number 107
53-YEAR-OLD POLICEMAN IS FOUND UNCONSCIOUS BY HIS BICYCLE
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 55
Count R. Fitz
Nick Clegg: Lib Dem plan 'for fairer Britain'
Oddly enough, that also happens to be the BNP's plan!
Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times!
The Glendale man claimed six $1 million prizes after purchasing six Powerball tickets with the same winning numbers late last month.
He does not want his name revealed!
"I bet he doesn't!"
American lard eaten after 64 years!
A German pensioner received a tin of American lard 64 years ago in an aid package has only just tasted it!
Food safety experts, said the pig fat was still safe to eat.
"American quality you see!"
Wash. man bitten by rattlesnake at Idaho Wal-Mart!
Mica Craig, shopping in the garden department of a Lewiston store when he was bitten Saturday. It latched onto his hand and that he screamed, he managed to shake loose the snake & stomped it to death!
A severed head was a Valentine's gift in Taiwan!
A severed head was a Valentine's gift in 19th Century Taiwan.
Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas!
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun:
"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos!"