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Taggart back on the case

Detective Taggart is back and has taken on his first case of a kleptomaniac who kept all the stuff they stole. After emerging from the house he said: "You know what we have hear? We have a hoarder."

written by IainB, 17 May 2012
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Top UK nuclear dumping ground Romney Marsh twinned with US wannabe President

Mitt Romney just as toxic

written by queen mudder, 17 May 2012
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Michigan boy finds finger piece in Arby's sandwich

A spokesman for Arby's apologized saying "That was supposed to be in the chopped salad"

written by JAB, 17 May 2012
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This Time I Know It's For Real



RIP Donna Summer

written by churchmouse, 17 May 2012
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Come on down, the price is right!

According to 'Goverment' figures unemployment has dropped by 45,000 in the three months to March...during which time thousands more have lost jobs....watch out for the droppings of those flying pigs!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 May 2012
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He know's euro!

I never took Cameron for being a Neal Sedaka fan..Dave on the Euro crisis quote:"Breaking up is hard to do"..nice one Dave, get Eddie and Cleggie on backing,and you've got a solid number 1 hit cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 May 2012
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Max Planck's kids flunk out of school

Mathematician, Max Planck's twin children have failed their exams. Teachers put it down to them being small. "There's nothing as thick as two short Plancks," said one teacher.

written by IainB, 17 May 2012
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BNP never buy smuggled goods

The BNP has announced that it is the most ethical of British political parties, as they will never buy smuggled or counterfeit goods from the Black Market.

written by IainB, 17 May 2012
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Children strike

Austerity has hit kid's pocket money in recent years, and they have gone on strike over pay and lack of sausages. "It's reminiscent of the 80s," said Teresa May. "There was a minors strike then, too."

written by IainB, 17 May 2012
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UK Voting intention Poll - 16th May 2012

Labour 44%
Con's 31%
Lib-Dems 7%
UKIP 7%
Others 11%

"Some cheer for Miliband at last?"

written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 53

"Winning Her Over with Music"

by

Sarah Nade

written by IN SEINE, 17 May 2012
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UK Pensions less than the minimum wage!

Cameron very concerned about Greece leaving the Euro!

written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
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NHS patients left for 24hrs on trolleys due to spending cuts!

Reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe asked Cameron for his views:

He replied "Really? Are they?"

written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
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Military chiefs furious at 'insulting' order which gags them!

UK Defence Secretary Dr Dr Goebbels bans military chiefs from speaking in public without his permission!

written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
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621,452 men are having to work part-time!

The TUC said: 621,452 men are working part-time, able to get a full time job - compared to 215,112 same time last year.

"This figure does not include the MPs who were already working part-time!"

written by Inchcock, 17 May 2012
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Tory MPs In Gay Marriage Revolt

Tory Back Bench MP quoted as saying;"One Un-Holy alliance is enough"

written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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Buckingham Palace Sex Scandal

An unnamed source rumoured to be close to the Royal Household said;'We are not amused".

written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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Headline Writer In Writers Block Shock

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written by asphyxiation, 17 May 2012
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Boy Born

A boy has just been born.

written by brokenarrow, 17 May 2012
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