The government has announced that stepladders can have parental responsibility for the ladders under their care.
written by IainB
, 14 May 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 50
"How to Fence In Your Herd"
Time waits for nobody, not even Sir Alex!
It's usually Sir Alex complaining about extra time, but yesterday he wished that there was no extra time because Man City had enough of it. Today SAF went to buy a new watch!
Cowell's Pet wins BGT
BGT Big-head Simon Cowell's pet hairy chest won the BGT final last weekend. The proud owner put it on display whilst some dog chased the waft of fish. "Look at 1:45 in...there she blows!" Filthy Rug
Its official. Being a Man City supporter is voted most stressful activity of all time.
Record number of suspected heart attacks recorded at Manchester Royal A & E on Sunday evening.
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.7
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him!
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.6
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings!
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.5
It's hard to say why politicians are called servants - unless it is because a good one is hard to find!