Eddie Iz Mad
Eddie Izzard is to run 27 marathons in 27 days for Nelson Mandela in South Africa.
I'm doing my bit as well - I'm going to eat 27 snicker bars, maybe more, in 27 days in Southend.
End of World Delayed:Mayan Prophecy is Wrong
The end of the world may be delayed because archeologists have found earlier prophecies which don't mention 'doomsday'. If we make it through the year, I demandan apology!
Man City crowned Premier League Champions
They beat QPR 3-2, coming from 2-1 down, to score twice in the stoppage time. Or Fergie time, as they're also known.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 49
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.4
Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen!
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.3
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else!
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.2
There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong!
Bartholomew Utterswaithes's Truisms. No.1:
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government minister to whom it is acceptable still has a job!