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EU force name and rule change of Britains Got Talent

Following a case at the European Court of Human Rights, the show will now be called EVERY ONE HAS TALENT. There will be no losers, and everyone will perform before the Queen in a 34,000 hour show.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Last years winner of BGT back on the show for 2012

He's working as barman in the green room.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Downing Street is a Binary Street

People have often wondered what other numbers are on Downing street as well as 10 and 11 (the Exchequer's house), it can now be revealed as a binary street, and the other house is number 1.

written by IainB, 31 March 2012
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April 1st 2012

Government admit the past week was one wind up!
£250,000 Cash for access dinners with David Cameron.
Panic at the petrol pumps. #pastygate at the West Cornwall Pastry Company - it was an April Fool!

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Jessie J talks of fear about crazy stalker.

I suppose Simon Cowell has been called worse...

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Demi upset by Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna relationship rumours

"I can't take any Moore" she says...

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Ian Wright Wright Wright wrong wrong wrong

On March 13 the father of QPR winger Shaun Wright-Phillips predicted QPR will not win another game all season and be relegated. Since they they have beaten Liverpool 3-2 (from 0-2 down) & Arsenal 2-1.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Clinton ready to deal with Iran over Nukes

Sec of State Clinton in Riyadh, said, "I will do everything I can to get Iran's President Ahmedinejad partnered with Tony Dovolani, on 'Dancing with the Stars' if that's what he wants

written by JAB, 31 March 2012
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Mega Millions lottery Winner going to Disney World

Winner Buck Teeph from Red Bud, IL said he's taking the town of 650 people, "to see Mickey and thank the Lord for making it all possible." Let me hear an, Amen.

written by JAB, 31 March 2012
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New Balls, Please

Client No. 9 is taking over from Client Countdown at Current TV

written by JAB, 31 March 2012
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Real madrid goalkeeper picks nose and wipes on mascot

I'm sure it's a day he'll never forget... (the mascot that is)

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Radiogagger would like to thank all spoof readers...

For rating his Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna joke.
I thought it would only get ratings of Two and A Half. Man!

#Winning ;-)

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Sergio Aguero freak injury revealed by Man City press officer

He was laughing so hard at a radiogagger snippet about Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher that he dropped his ipad on his foot.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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David Walliams and wife visit no10 Downing Street.

Well he wouldn't be my first choice, but I suppose anyone can do a better job than Cameron at the moment...

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Three tickets share $640m lottery jackpot.

Mitt Romney has been in touch to offer his congratulations...

And borrow $50 million.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Three Americans share $640m Mega Lottery

I knew there was a reason the yanks weren't approving spoof stories in the appro centre.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Anne Hathaway on 500 calories a day diet

500 calories a day?
Eammon Holmes has more calories on his toast.

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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George Galloway confuses Bradford with Blackburn in tweet

Woops! Bethnal Green, Bradford, Blackburn..
Gorgeous George Galloway is a the equivalent of a journeyman footballer who goes where ever he can get a seat...
Next stop Bolton, Birmingham or Burnley??

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Galloway hails 'Bradford spring'

Choose your own punchline...
A) He found it in the bedsit bed where he has been staying.
B) "Lovely weather in Bradford this time of year"
C) Makes a change from haling Caesar or a cab...

written by radiogagger, 31 March 2012
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Proof of Evolution?

A calf has been born in Switzerland with six legs which is proof that he is changing into an insect.

written by IN SEINE, 31 March 2012
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George "the Cat" Galloway Takes Bradford

George Galloway MP has won a seat for Bradford. He is already courting controversy by offering "tea with George" for £10 per head. This is known as currying favour with the electorate.

written by IN SEINE, 31 March 2012
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April Fool

George Galloway Beat Labour in Bradford by 10,000 votes. Believe that and you'll believe anything.

written by j.w., 31 March 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 6

"The Helper"

by

Abel N. Willin

written by IN SEINE, 31 March 2012
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Green Peace: Whale Population Endangered

New Chevy oil-burner taking toll; Obama blames Bush.

written by waterman, 31 March 2012
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Kagan Responds To Charge of Stupidity

"Know I'm knot"

written by waterman, 31 March 2012
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Top Gynaecologist Switches To Proctology

Harley Street's top gynaecologist, Dr A.Nuss, is to retrain as a proctologist. He claims he is sick of fannying around and would rather spend his time arsing about.

written by Simon Saunders, 31 March 2012
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Dick Cheney Has Heart Transplant

The former VP has finally got a new heart made from cheese. Many believe that a heart made from cheese will be virtually useless. Cheney's doctors claim it can't be any worse than his old one.

written by Simon Saunders, 31 March 2012
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