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Gordon Ramsay saves Africa

Gordon Ramsay has raised enough money single handedly to save Africa. "He had a swear-box," said Channel 4 cookery producer, Ian Salata.

written by IainB, 26 March 2012
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News Corp/Sky behind downfall of ITV/On Digital in 2001

The humblest day of Rupert Murdoch's life - The Sequel?

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Inter Milan sack Claudio Ranieri

Id love to see him back at Chelsea, just for the press conferences...

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Millwall ban fan from stadium for 10 years after Leeds taunt

The way they're playing, they've done him a favour, right?

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Game to shut 277 UK stores and cut 2,100 jobs!

The Game Group will close almost ½ the UK's 609 stores, = 2,104 people without jobs.

"Anyone told Cameron?"
Mind you, he probably has not got shares in them!"

written by Inchcock, 26 March 2012
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Come Dine with Me Not Shown Tonight

Tonight's episode of 'Come Dine with Me' on Channel 4 will not be transmitted because it featured David Cameron and his wife Sarah. "Of course, we don't do dinner parties for just anyone!" said Dave

written by IN SEINE, 26 March 2012
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David Cameron £250,000 cash for access scandal

if you don't have that sort of money but like mixing with important people, break into Simon Cowells house through his bathroom window. Security there fairly slack at the moment.

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Tory party chairman offers access to David Cameron for £250,000

Man City owners booked in for next Tuesday.

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 1

"The Big Flood"

by

Noah Zark

written by IN SEINE, 26 March 2012
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Santorum sweeps up in Louisiana

Always good to have a second career plan to fall back on if the first don't work out.

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Zombie app downloaded over 100,000 times

i didn't know zombies even had phones.

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Celtic consider move to English Football League One

* Source - Sunday People newspaper website.

Good news for Carlisle fans who get local derby.
Bad news for other teams fans who thought Carlisle on a Tuesday night was far enough to travel...

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Scottish Premier League to introduce handicapping system

Rangers v Celtic.
Rangers deducted 10 points.
Celtic deducted 2 players.
Rangers 11 beat Celtic 9 Three to Two.
Experts flummoxed. Think they saw matchplay golf.

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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David "Pratt"removes his head from Mancini's butt!

Man City co-trainer, David "Pratt" removed his head out of Mancini's butt to face Sir Alex at the mind games contest! He failed miserably and now he's put it back where it belongs; Oh shit!

written by Jaggedone, 26 March 2012
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World of showbiz in shock as woman found in Simon Cowells bedroom

Normality restored as police called to arrest woman -
David Walliams rushes to comfort Cowell and
Max Clifford makes a statement to the press..

written by radiogagger, 26 March 2012
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Hitler to act as shampoo model!

A Turkish company has reincarnated Hitler as a "shampoo model". Adolf loves the product called Biomen because it's for real men. Jews are outraged because Biomen is now the Nr.1 shampoo in Palestine!

written by Jaggedone, 26 March 2012
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Supa Dave To The Rescue!

Part time Prime Minister 'Do-nothing-Dave' to tackle 'scandal of dementia'...just as soon as he can remember what he originally said and who he actually is?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 March 2012
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Becks to sell car collection

As the current austerity bites deeper and deeper it is reported that David Beckham is down to his last £200 trillion and forced to sell his luxury car collection, it was them or the wife...poor sod.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 March 2012
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The Blackboard Bungle?

Thousands of criminals applied to be teachers...tell me about it, my old school was not nicknamed 'Alcatraz High' for nothing baby! Torture by slipper, belt, chalk and verbals....halycon days indeed.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 March 2012
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Cameron in wrong place

"Of course I'm important. I'm the Prime Minister!!" screamed British PM David Cameron as he attempted to enter a high class disco in London's West End. He looked out of place, surrounded by gays.

written by whatinthe world, 26 March 2012
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Google may have nuclear capabilities warns Microsoft.

Software giants Microsoft yesterday accused Google of having nuclear capabilities, a spokesmen from Google laughed and said "that's rubbish" and agreed to let weapon inspectors into googles offices.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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Google may have nuclear capabilities warns Microsoft.

Software giants Microsoft yesterday accused Google of having nuclear capabilities, a spokesmen from Google laughed and said "that's rubbish" and agreed to let weapon inspectors into googles offices.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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Freddie starr nearly eaten by giant hamster.

Comedian Freddie Starr was seriously ill in hospital last night after nearly being eaten alive by a giant hamster. Many people have said revenge is sweet.

written by Glen Jacobs, 26 March 2012
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