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Undercover Covert Ass-Signment

A spokesman for the United States Air Force admits that they had been sending drone airplanes over nudist colonies.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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He's Just Not There!

Scientist admit that they can find no solid history for prehistoric man!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Last Victim Released

The last bird oily from the BP oil slick cleaned up and given 'a clean bill of health'.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Secretive White House state dinner wines revealed!

You guessed it: "Two-Buck Chuck"!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Biden lauds Obama as man of 'steel'!

Republicans: As usual, Joe Biden misspelled "Steal"!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Clooney arrested at Sudanese embassy

Tells reporters that he was there for a very important cause..."My name hasn't been in the news much lately!"

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Tides Of March?

George Clooney has been arrested outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington DC!
Brad Pitt and Matt Damon are inside cleaning out the safe.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 March 2012
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Women Leave Think Tank!

Women leave Think Tank in Washington after men exposed themselves. "Hey, that's what they say we use to think with, right Baldy?", states one male member.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Ooooh! Ooooh!

Little Eddie Milipeed has come out of his box again pledging 'Jobs Guarantee' for under 25's...oh yes, and a free Walls 99 cornet!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 March 2012
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Touchdown!

Welsh rugby ace, Mervyn 'Merv the swerve' Davies dies...bet he did not see that coming!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 March 2012
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George Clooney arrested for attempting to act!

George clooney has been arrested for attempting to act for real. It went pear-shape so after bail he decided to stick to naff-Nescaf-e adverts!

written by Jaggedone, 16 March 2012
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Brand name

Unkempt walking afterbirth Russell Brand has been arrested in the US after allegedly grabbing a photographers phone and throwing it through a window....now banned from Toys-R-Us for life!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 March 2012
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Man Of Obvious Hispanic Descent Drunkenly Brags To Friends Of His "Three-Quarters-Percent Irishness"

To which his 3rd generation Chinese-American friend sloppily responded, "Me too, bro."

written by Gregamemnon, 16 March 2012
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India ministers quit after caught watching porn in parliament!

3 Indian MPs including a women's affairs minister, resigned on Wednesday after being caught watching pornography on a mobile phone during a session of state parliament.

"Politician's... eh?"

written by Inchcock, 16 March 2012
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Anfield Cat Is Twitter Hero After Pitch Dash

The cat that invaded the pitch during Liverpool's draw with Spurs has become an internet celebrity - with more followers on Twitter than £20m signing Stewart Downing!

written by Inchcock, 16 March 2012
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Cocaine Worth £1m Sent To UN 'By Mistake'

A 16kg shipment of cocaine lost by Mexican drug traffickers has turned up at the United Nations headquarters in New York.

"Of course it might have been a back-hander?

written by Inchcock, 16 March 2012
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Moroccan men set themselves on fire!

5 unemployed Moroccan men set themselves on fire in Rabat as part of widespread demonstrations in the country over the lack of jobs.

"Here in the UK, we'd like to set David Cameron on fire!"

written by Inchcock, 16 March 2012
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Quatar ban alcohol at 2022 World Cup?

How will England fans drown our sorrows?
(Assuming we qualify)

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Absolute Radio to hold secret gig.

That's all I can tell you - it's secret.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Lad Stable

Stable lad wins £1m at Cheltenham......so pleased he is now stable at least he'll be able to enjoy his winnings.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 March 2012
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Football: Manchester teams knocked out of Europe.

A City United in failure. For one night at least.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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George Osborne poised to slash top tax rate from 50p to 40p

On this occasion punchlines - and other words fail me.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Obese Police Officers warned:

Get fit or die trying...

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Clooney Goes To White House Again

Tells reporters that he would only run as Obama's VP in case of emergency drop in predicted female voters.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Rowan Williams resigns as Archbishop of Canterbury

Williams will spend more time with his family, Robin, Robbie, Venus and Serena.

Harry Redknapp installed as bookies favourite to take over.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Three in 10 young adults live with parents, highest level since 1950s!

President Obama: See, I have brought families back together!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Trinity Mirror to pay creditors with pension pot cash

Uh oh, where have i heard that before?

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Tourists spent $38 billion in New Jersey last year

Mostly in toll money in order to get to New York City.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Political Races Uses Billions

Citizen's Group say that if all money spent on political races were spent on deficit, it could pay it off over next 20 years.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Prices up again for consumers!

Gasoline pushes up consumer prices, blood pressure, motives for revenge in February.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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New York cuts pension benefits for public workers

This will allow city offices and management positions to keep theirs.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Sex-deprived male flies go for the booze

Maybe men evolved from flies instead of monkeys.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Should Last Two Days As Was The Case Last Summer

Exclusive: U.S., Britain set to agree on emergency oil stocks release, just in time for election.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Santorum wants to ban hard-core porn

Or as former President George W. Bush would say: Hard-pore cornography!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Pink Slime!

All this angst over "pink slime" has made one thing clear: We don't always know what we're getting when we bite into a big juicy booger...burger!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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No mention of 'Afghanistan' in new Obama campaign video

Also no mention of $6.00 gas prices, ten million people out of work, reading his ghostwriter's messages in answers to questions on teleprompter.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Skydiver aims to jump from 23 miles, go supersonic

Breaking the sound barrier with only his body...halo!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Pink Slime' Will Be a Choice for Schools'

Other choices: Green sludge, Purple roach piss, Orange rat hairs!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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"What's Up, Dude? Certainly not me!! Ha! Ha!"

Emails from dead man's account helping family and friends find closure.

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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N. Korea says it will launch long-range rocket

Apologize in advance just in case it accidentally comes down on your neighborhood!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Apple fans around world snap up new iPaid

Sorry. That should have read "iPad". Never-the-less the above is true also!

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Santorum Would Not Deny Contraception

"I absolutely encourage all liberals to use as much contraception as possible"

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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NATO Asked To Leave

Afghanistan leader asks NATO troops to leave villages. "And don't let the door blow up on your ass as you leave."

written by Bureau, 16 March 2012
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Whale Oil Production Stalls

Bodes poorly for GM's new Chevy

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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Biden Speaks

(Nobody listens)

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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Obama Feels Pressure

Country on edge as he announces plan to release gas.

written by waterman, 16 March 2012
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German celebrity bunny crushed to death by cameraman

Hugh Heffner has sent his condolences.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Leaked e-mails reveal Iran advised Syria on uprising

They should have used pigeons.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Apple shares hit $600 day before launch of new ipad

So for $600 you could buy one Apple share,
or $500 you could buy an ipad3...

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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Premier League chairman Sir Dave Richards falls into a pool

Michael Barrymore has immediately claimed he has a water-tight alibi.

written by radiogagger, 16 March 2012
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GOP Launches New Reality Show

GOP launches new reality show, Blame the Black Guy formerly known as The Republican National Convention.

written by Kevin Nelson, 16 March 2012
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