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PETA Attacks Carnival's Chicken Dancing

Owner of the carnival states, "They must be kidding. Do you realize how many hundred thousand chickens in those housed cages would give their peckers to get to dance?"

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Vanna Has Surgery

Vanna White having cosmetic surgery to have that silly grin wiped off her face. "I'm beginning to look like the Joker!"

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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'X-Files' star opens up about bisexuality

Gillian Anderson reveals that she has had multiple relationships with men, women, aliens.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Bankrupt town considers closing school to save money.

Either that or cut out the high salaries of your public servants who bankrupted the town.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Maher Insults Southern Voters with 'Toothless Tuesday'.

I'll have him to know that many people here in Kentucky have a tooth!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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REPORT: John Edwards thinking of having another baby with baby mama.

Who else is he going to have it with, the baby's stroller?

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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DEM POLLSTER: 'People are stupid'.

And that includes you, Sir....IF you are people. Maybe not.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Obama to 'set up a task force' to look into high gas prices!

Maybe set up two more to see why dogs bark and monkeys throw crap!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Russia: We're happy to sell arms to Assad.

"You can arm rebels and Israel and we can go to war by proxy."

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Moroccan girl commits suicide after being forced to marry her rapist.

These things happen everyday. Where is the outcry? Isn't this a lot more important than anything stated by Rush Limbaugh?

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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BOMB SCARE IN AFGHANISTAN!

Can you believe that that is the lead story on Drudge Report? Now, "No Bomb Scare In Afghanistan" might have gotten me interested.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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14 arrested for money laundering.

Bit harsh. I always prefer clean money in my pocket.

written by radiogagger, 14 March 2012
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Champions League: Bayern Munich 7 Basle 0

The same Basle that beat Manchester United in the group stages. Just Saying.

written by radiogagger, 14 March 2012
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Gore Doing All He Can!

Former VP Al Gore told a WLAC reporter that he had gained a lot of weight to help block out the sun's dangerous warming of the earth. Gore is rumored to be the new spokesman for the Whooper Burger Co.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Discovery Channel sacks Bear Grylls, Why?

Survivor Bear Grylls has been sacked by Discovery Channel not for drinking bear's pee or eating giant flying insects, NO! He was sacked because he always sung "I will survive" a gay iconic hit!

written by Jaggedone, 14 March 2012
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New Mattel Rehab Barbie

The Mattel Company has introduced it's next Barbie Doll for late this year. She's Rehab Barbie which comes with a jail ankle bracelet and a placed bag of powder up her wazzoo!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Near-Death Experience!

Man who stated that he saw a bright light that came from a tunnel and it gave him a migraine headache!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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British doctors urge against metal hip joints

Especially for those who want to be a babe magnet!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Poland out of step with Europe on climate!

Europeans warn them once again about the tongue-stuck-to-metal-pole thing!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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New frog species found in NYC area!

Mayor Bloomberg christens it, "The Subterranean Homesick Frog".

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Obamas' gift to Camerons: grill, chef jackets

These were presented by Emeril Lagasse and George Foreman!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Titans' execs leave for expected Manning meeting

Over 100,000 fans meet Peyton with "Welcome Back To Tennessee!" signs!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Latest Weather Forecast

Warm, spring-like weather to last at least into the Spring!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Shark feeding frenzy caught on tape

Photographer criticized for not going to victim's rescue.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Ethiopia's Magnetic Stripes Hold Clues to Ocean Formation

Public response: I think it may come down to Kentucky and Kansas in the final.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Poll: Obama leads all GOP candidates

Which comes one day after yesterday's poll showing that he would lose to any of them.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Afghan Strategy Renewed

Obama, Cameron reaffirm Afghan strategy. There was one awkward moment when each asked, "Now tell me exactly what that is" at the same time.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Last One Did The Trick

Yemen once again broke up crowds of protesters today using water cannons, tasers, rubber bullets and, finally, old photos of Marty Feldman!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Have To Start All Over Again

Scientists today were ready to celebrate the finding of the Missing Link today when they discovered that someone had stolen the whole chain!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Catching Space Junk

In response to falling debris from satellites & astronaut waste circling the Earth, the US Will launch 25 dipsty dumpsters, Britain will send up 50 wheelie bins & Russia super-garbage cans next week.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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JLS or JSA?

Youth unemployment at a new record high, meanwhile queue's for both, Britons Got Talent and The X-Factor auditions quadruple!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP 2

President Obama teaches part time UK PM 'Do-Nothing-Dave about Basketball....after ten minutes Dave nods off!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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Ol' Man River

Tesco first to raise retirement age to 67, no surprise there really as most staff are worked to death by age 55!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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"Which one's the Dictionary mate?"

The Encyclopedia Britannica is to cease publication after 244 years...a spokesperson added, "no bugger knows how to read any more so what's the point?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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Water water everywhere!

Police may get water cannons to tackle rioters, Toys-R-Us stocking up and hope to sell thousands to the Met Police.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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Wherefore art thou?

Shakespeare thief found dead in prison...."Christ, how long had this poor sod been neglected....surely he would have been due for parole centuries ago?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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The Bear Necessities?

TV company 'mysteriously' axes Bear Grylls....if only lord, if only!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 March 2012
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Starbucks now ask for your name when you order so they can write it on your cup and call it out when it's ready.

When I order my usual Latte I tell the barista my name is Mocha. Mocha Macchiato.

written by Roy Turse, 14 March 2012
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Sign of Laziness!

Experts say that one way a young lady can tell if she's marrying Mr. Lazyass is if she sees extra clocks in drawers around the house, all with a one-hour difference. "For DST, he just changes clocks."

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Too Sleepy Say Tax Cheaters

The IRS claims that the number one reason that people give for turning in a cheating income tax form is that they filled it out the day after they lost an hour's sleep to Daylight Saving Time!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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National Lottery take Health Lottery to court!

Who will win?


The lawyers, of course!

written by radiogagger, 14 March 2012
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Merseyside Latest: Liverpool 3 Everton 0

And that was just dodgy haircuts!

written by radiogagger, 14 March 2012
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President Obama Becoming Confused?

President hands in his predictions for NCAA Basketball Tournament with the ultimate winner being "Oprah"!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Saudi oil chief pledges to offset shortfalls

After receiving huge package from President Obama rich Hollywood supporters!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Ahmadinejad grilled by hostile Iran parliament

I know a lot of people wanted him dead but....Grilled?

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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World's Tallest Man, Sultan Kosen, Has Stopped Growing

"Same here!", says Regis.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Fear as death squads hunt Iraq's gays and "emos"

And if you are a gay emo, find a spider hole somewhere until these idiots turn on each other.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Syria violence rages!

Assan seeks Annad answers! Asnan seeks Ansad answers! One asks the other to answer him!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Obama, Cameron catch "March Madness" basketball game

Spending $350,000 of American tax money to take someone to a basketball game is certainly "Madness".

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Jobless rates in some swing states at 3-year lows

President Obama asks friends to keep them working until after November election!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Floods spurred by rising seas threaten 5 million

The NRA and Japan ask for big hunting season on whales. "They take up too much ocean water", reasons Whaler.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Obama administration blocks Texas voter ID law

He also plans to remove border guards a week before the general election!

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Dick Cheney avoids "dangerous" Canada

Cheney: Did you know that they have a law up there against shooting a person in the face?

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Woman Discovers Her Husband's Other Wife on Facebook

"And, NO! I do NOT want to be your 'Friend'"

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Disgraced Blagojevich to have final word before prison

"Believe it or not this is my real hair."

written by Bureau, 14 March 2012
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Cameron transgresses big time

"What's wrong with cross dressing?!" cried British PM David Cameron as he was led away by Washington police who caught the UK leader, clad in a silk dress, soliciting the busy streets for "trade". Oh!

written by whatinthe world, 14 March 2012
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Cameron goes too far

"Where is the sense in this whole thing!" cried British PM David Cameron as he was ejected from a bar in Washington whilst singing sea shanties with a couple of ex-patriate Poms. Mr Cameron get alife.

written by whatinthe world, 14 March 2012
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Nottingham is third-worst city for poverty

Nottingham is third-worst city for poverty, says report.

"I was only saying this to my neighbour at the Jobcentre plus offices this morning!"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Bacon sandwiches and fizzy drinks 'take years off your life'

Eating red meat could take years off your life while a fizzy drink a day increases the risk of heart disease.

"With nepotist Cameron in charge here in the UK - it doesn't seem so bad really!"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Scientist's say: Fizzy drinks take years off your life!

"And the cardiac doctor advised me to drink a glass of fizzy tonic water every day - perhaps he doesn't like me?"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Boys destroy 13th century castle - smoking!

Boys destroy 13th century Slovakian castle trying to light cigarettes'

"They say smoking is bad for you - it's not all that good for castles either!"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Petrol to cost £1.50 litre by Easter!

And Wilko's shortcake biscuits have gone up from 39p to 60p!

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Susanna Reid: What's the fuss over my cleavage?

"She doesn't have to look at them when she's on the box! - and she does push em out a bit doesn't she?"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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Teenage admits killing pensioner in riots!

The 17-year-old punched Richard Mannington Bowes, 68, who his head on the ground.

"Yes.. after seeing CCTV of his hitting the man, then continuing looting! Violent bullying Scum!"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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RBS and Lloyds cut 2,000 jobs!

RBS & Lloyds Banking Group, the banks bailed out by the taxpayer, have cut about 2,000 jobs.

"Any executive ones in that lot I wonder?"

written by Inchcock, 14 March 2012
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I'm afraid, but . .

I fear for my country. and some of my spoofs reflect my concerns. Bad idea, perhaps, but being of strong conviction, I hereby reveal my identity:

John Q Doe
123 Main St
Anywhere, USA 12121

written by waterman, 14 March 2012
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