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U.S. military unveils 'non-lethal' heat ray weapon!

Probably the last thing victims will hear is, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Santorum calls Romney "very desperate"!

"He only has me tripled in estimated votes!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Still Believes WMD's Are There

George W. Bush called President Obama yesterday and told him, "If Iran doesn't allow you to inspect their WMD's, invade Iraq!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Americans Nostalgic

Many boomers are becoming nostalgic. "Remember the Shelby Mustangs, Mickey Mantle & Drive-In theaters", you often overhear. Also, "Remember when the only airbag in the car was your wife's mother?"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Dick Van Dyke marries makeup artist at age 86!

Already looks as if he's only 84!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Burroughs Spinning In Grave

"Dr. Seuss' the Lorax" has easily beaten Edgar Rice Burroughs' "John Carter" at the weekend box office!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Suicide by number puzzle

Japanese police have uncovered a suicide club, who commit ritual suicide after failing to complete a number puzzle. The so-called Seppuku Sudoku, may be murder as some of the puzzles are impossible.

written by IainB, 11 March 2012
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Cameron reveals Samantha's tattoo

David Cameron has revealed what Samantha's tattoo on the small of her back says.

"It says," he says, "If you're reading this, we're doing it doggy style. Woof."

written by IainB, 11 March 2012
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Procto Man Meets The Squealer

Local proctologist tells patient to quit squealing like a pig. "It quit being funny after your first visit and you're scaring those in the waiting room."

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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If She Had Her Way

Sarah Palin told reporters today that if she had her way, all homo sapiens would be kicked out of the Army immediately!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Should Be Good For 20-30 One-Liners!

Comedy writers fingers itching as Ed Balls pays a visit to Big Dick Cheney! "Dick Cheney Plays Balls For A Patsy!" Hee! Hee! Hee!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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George & Laura Bush Update

Laura tells Barbara Walters that the only irritating thing George does is refer to "Little George" as "The Weapon of Mass Destruction"!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Sword Mightier Than Pen

Sword says victory over Pen even sweeter after learning that Pen had already written him off!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Khamenei: It's good that Obama's not thinking war!

"Gives us a lot more time to prepare!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Schwarzenegger's son injured in US ski accident!

Eighteen-year-old says he'll be fine, after flatening twenty-foot tree!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Annan meets Assad again, says tough to reach deal!

"Especially when you're dealing with a crazy man!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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US military unveils non-lethal heat ray weapon!

Enemy will just WISH he was dead!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Ahmadinejad: Iran doesn't fear bombs and warships!

Western nations: Glad to hear it. Bombs away!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Woman gives birth to almost 14-pound son!

Names him YAHOO WOOHOO!!!!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Ambulance Driving Changed

Older ambulance driver says things have changed a lot over the years when he first drove an ambulance at top speed towards a hospital. "Years ago, drivers pulled over. Now they give you the finger!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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After Beatles Old LP Sales Double!

Ringo Star admits that he himself started the recent "Ringo Is Dead" rumors. Surprisingly, many thought he was already dead.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Wall Street Figures Up!

Good news from Wall Street: 90% of congressmen have now been rehired!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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The Spoof Site Strike Enters Third Day!

Stories broken into. Snippets pile up on the streets! Belly Laugh Jokes belly up!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Greece Problems Continue To Mount

Greece officials say their country got into financial trouble by trying to spend their way out of depression. VP Joe Biden responded by saying: "What a bunch of idiots!"


written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Stand Up For Ed Balls!

Both U.S. and Britain comedians say they would vote for Ed Balls for British Prime Minister.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Iron Man Has Close Call!

Apparently metal thieves almost led to him being crushed and recycled.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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According to an updated study, modern human beings bred with neanderthals!

The study last year was updated after scientists careful study of Rush Limbaugh and his latest wife.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Thousands Cancel Vacation's Destination

The State Department has warned against travel to the mountain regions of Afghanistan and the border region between North and South Korea.


written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Ron Paul Says Legalizing Marijuana Will Save Economy!

"The sales of munchies would go through the roof!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Chicken McNugget Looking Like George Washington On EBay!

Also, round Meat Ball that looks exactly like Rush Limbaugh also up for bids.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Obama offers disaster aid to Indiana counties hit by tornadoes!

Kentucky asks: "What are we, chopped mountain oysters?"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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GOP Hopefuls Look South for Next Contests!

In other words, "Watch your ass!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Obama: 'I'm Going To Keep Doing Everything I Can To Help You Save Money On Gas'

"Including stopping gas pipeline from Canada, stop most drilling, etc. If you can't afford to drive car, you'll be saving money on gas.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Obama Illegal President: Russia

PRAVDA chides U.S. media for ignoring Sherrif Joe Arpaio investigation.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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RICK: Mitt 'doesn't tell the truth'!

MITT: That's a lie! PAUL: THAT'S a lie! NEWT: All liars, everyone of you. OBAMA: GOP lying!

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Naked Tour de Peru causes traffic chaos!

Tour de France pro-cyclists went to Peru for naked high altitude training, it seems that it's good for hardening bums on saddles. It also caused traffic chaos because crossing llamas spat at them!

written by Jaggedone, 11 March 2012
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Cameron has woman trouble - they don't like him!

Women have been the worst affected by public job losses, bus fare rises and welfare payment cuts, and hate Cameron for it!

"Ah, but only the normal women, the rich women still love him!"

written by Inchcock, 11 March 2012
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32-year-old Woman has endured 14 miscarriages!

She said: My first 16 pregnancies ended in heartbreak... now baby Mia is my gift from heaven

"She's keen, I'll give her that!"

written by Inchcock, 11 March 2012
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Koran Burning Pastor's New Crusade, Masturbation is Genocide

The Koran Burning Florida Pastor Terry Jones is on a new crusade against masturbation saying, every teenage boys scrotum is a concentration camp for the pre-born and promises to look into the matter.

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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NEW GOP JOBS PLAN

GOP lawmakers propose a new GOP Jobs Plan which includes firing more teachers to hire government vagina inspectors in response to all the anti-women's health laws being passed in GOP majority states.

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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Paul Ryan is Really Running for Vice-Jesus

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Ryan actually running for Vice-Jesus and will step down as U.S. Vice President after Romney declares U.S. as the Kingdom of God on Earth.....

written by Kevin Nelson, 11 March 2012
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Fistfight over seating breaks out at Chicago Symphony Orchestra

Teen gang nearby say "It's those Old Farts! They're high on huffing each others rear ends!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Man charged over threatening letters sent to US Congress!

"All I said was 'Piss on 'em'. Of course, I do have this horrible social disease."

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Missing hiker found with cat in New Mexico forest!

"I thought the little fart would know it's way back home, but NO! Not this cat! He was as lost as I was!"

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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Santorum Wins Kansas

Rick Santorum victorious in Kansas GOP caucuses. Santorum campaigned the state by flying across it in an hot air balloon with a small girl and a black dog.

written by Bureau, 11 March 2012
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