English summer has arrived, so have the storms!
The annual arrival of a British summer has caused storms, gales and whiplash winds to attack the green island. Maybe they should move Wimbledon and the Sham-Olympics to Tenerife, Olé!
The Usual Suspects:2
Do-nothing-Dave, Gormless Brown, Abacus Osborne, Little Eddie Millipeed, Harriot Harlot and Clegghorn Foghorn to face Leveson enquiry shortly.....what a star studded sequel!!
Paul the Octopus Makes a Return
Paul the Octupus will make a return to football after being cloned by the Scientist that cloned Dolly the Sheep.
Country renaming continues
Having now had thirty years of food aid, Hungry is now to be renamed Satiated.
written by IainB
, 08 June 2012