It's official: The Queen is tops.
Sir Elton John is "humbled" to be voted best act at the Diamond Jubilee Concert
Donald Trump Announces He's Not Racist
Donald Trump is battling claims that he's a racist for suggesting President Obama was not born in the US, by holding a press conference to announce that Arsenio Hall is his black friend, so there!
Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!
Gotterdamerung it all, doesn't this guy ever quit?
Gala Premiere in Bayreuth Festspielhaus under Pierre Boulez
Details in magazine section.
HM Phil the Greek back in hospital with 'bladder infection'...doubtless another nubile maid will be sacked...well at least he does not have to endure the 3 hour X-Factor auditions outside Buck House!
Duke of Edinburgh Shock
The Duke of Edinburgh has been sent to Hospital so he will stop taking the piss.
written by j.w.
, 04 June 2012
Footballer Joey Barton: I got sucker punched.....what did he want a Donkey Punch instead?
Joey Barton, banned, "bovvered" and beaten!
Soccer Enfant Terriblé, Joey Barton, has been beaten up by a couple of Scouse thugs who support Argentina and hate QPR; he just can't win can he?
Rule of Three
Dick Clark...Richard Dawson...Who was Alex Trebek?
U.S. Denies 'Sesame Street' Torture at Guantanemo
They refused to comment on Southpark though.
Rocking Royalty to join Jubilee concert as Prince Haribo expected to belt out a number on his tamberine while Kate cocks a leg over a double bass and Phil the Greek plays with his penny whistle..cool!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 71
"Too Much To Bear"
TV Viewers to Queen: Enough!
TV connoisseurs globally have had enough with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Said one viewer; "news didn't cover my 4 weeks at Burger King, enough already!"