Kate Middleton to be Sleeping On The Streets Soon
Blimey, am I the only one not renting my house out during the Olympics?
Court Reporter, Kicked Out Of Murder Trial For Wearing Gold Disco Pants
well at least she got to the Kylie concert with time to spare.
Justin and Demi to record duet.
Justin Bieber and Demi Lovatio to record a song together.
In related news, Demi Moore has been tweeting pictures of herself to Justin Timberlake.
Man Transforms Bus Into Two Bedroom Home
He doesn't own a set of house keys, just an oyster card to get in.
See, she's not fat after all.
Usain Bolt beaten in 100m Olympic trial
Looks like David Beckham will be at the Olympics after all.
Tom Cruise Is 'Deeply Saddened' By Divorce News, Says His Spokesman
His boyfriend is rumoured to be over the moon though.
Barclays fined £290m for fixing interest rates
They said they can't pay, as all their money is frozen in a Nat West account.
Andy Murray Wimbledon match finishes at 11pm
Just in time for the start of babestation.
Katie Holmes files for divorce from Tom Cruise
'Suri' seems to be the hardest word.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 89
"Is Life over When Summer Ends?"
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 93
"Walking To School The First Day"
Cruise cruisin' for a bruisin'
Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from sometimes actor, sometimes religious whack-o Tom Cruise. Holmes and Nicole Kidman scheduled a pedicure to discuss how Tom's latest ex will tackle the $275 mill.
written by Lyndon
, 30 June 2012
The psychology of the Muppets
In his psychological analysis of the Muppets, Professor Jim Hanson has discovered that Beaker is egotistical. "It's all 'me me me me me me' with him," said Hanson.
written by IainB
, 30 June 2012
Katie Holmes to divorce vertically challenged Tom Cruise...Missionary Position Impossible?
Party held for Thai-born panda's 3rd birthday!
I was alone for my 64th birthday - then again there are millions of unemployed made redundant, heart failure suffering, deaf, partially sighted, impecunious, lonely old sods about!
Texas woman gets $1.4M utility bill in error!
Kristin Harriger's bill was nearly $1.4 million. The Abilene, Texas, woman immediately called her provider, Potentia Energy. She quickly learned that her bill was an error.
"Bet she was glad of that!"
Man robs bank, drives to police station, confesses!
Raymond Carl Knudson pleaded guilty Monday to sticking up a Bank of America branch in April, a crime he confessed within minutes of committing the crime.
"Obviously not a politician then!"
Police: 5 suspected of stealing 9.5 tons of garlic
Austrian police did not need sniffer dogs to locate this suspected heist - 9.5 tons of garlic. The Romanian nationals - were not named, in line with Austrian privacy laws.
St. Peter's Tweet to The Romans
#Romans: Hanging by my feet. Still keeping the faith!
Wonky mouthed Katie Holmes files for divorce from tiny Tom Cruise
Staying married looks like a real Mission Impossible for Cruise.
This is his third divorce and signals the end of his marriage trilogy.