God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!
God has refused to attend the Queen's Diamond Jubilee personally, but he did send the UK a present; buckets of freezing rain!
Manchester United To Launch New Product Line
it is to be known as Man U Facturers
Sheepdog Trials Latest.
In a dramatic climax yesterday, four Border Collies were convicted of harassing sheep .
Andy Murray was attacked by two Mafioso at The French Open
He defended himself with the first thing that came to hand, later describing it as a protection racket.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 70
"Effective Sales Persuasion"