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Romans dodged paying taxes on Jersey and Guernsey too!

Not only modern day stand-up comedians dodge taxes on Guernsey; the Romans did it too. A find of Roman coins has been dug up proving that the Romans are to blame for everything dodgy!

written by Jaggedone, 26 June 2012
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Nat West Bank change name

Now known as 'Not Working Bank'

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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Venus Williams knocked out in Wimbledon first round

Venus - she had the fire, now she hasn't got it.

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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3p Fuel duty rise cancelled:

In unrelated news, the government today launched a new website for future press releases - uturn.com

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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Spice Girls Reunion Latest.

Special ear-plugs to be released soon.

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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Wimbledon Latest: England's Laura Robson loses to Italian in first round

Sounds familiar...

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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Eastenders latest: Ian Beale living rough down canal

On the upside, he has managed to let his East London home to Tourists in London for the Diamond Jubilee, Wimbledon and the Olympics.

written by radiogagger, 26 June 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 87

"The Lion Attacked"

by

Claude Yarmoff.

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2012
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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Hospitalized

With today's release of the SCOTUS of the Affordable Healthcare Act, Senator Reid clutched his chest and fell to the floor of the Senate. More to come.

written by Heeke, 26 June 2012
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SCOTUS Releases Verdict on Affordable Healthcare Act

Today, with the release of its verdict on the Affordable Healthcare Act, the SCOTUS struck down the whole act stating that forcing Americans to by a product is illegal. Nancy Pelosi's head exploded.

written by Heeke, 26 June 2012
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Nottingham Lib-Dem supporters poll results released

Asked whether they thought the Lib-Dems had done right in joining the Conservatives in the Coalition Government - neither of the supporters chose to reply!

written by Inchcock, 26 June 2012
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Bandits foiled by glued-up bills!

Three bandits were foiled in London, their attempt to pry open a stolen cash box was foiled by a new security system that slathered the bills with glue.

"Gives a new meaning to 'Sticky-fingers!"

written by Inchcock, 26 June 2012
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The Shame of the jobless!

Only a quarter are happy to talk about their hunt for a job, a survey by ads website Gumtree.com says.

"Well who want to spout on about their failures!"

written by Inchcock, 26 June 2012
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Giant dinosaurs warmed the planet with their flatulence, claim researchers.

They suggest the gas could have been a key factor in the warm climate 150 million years ago.

"Load of crap I say!"

written by Inchcock, 26 June 2012
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Oregon workers awarded $332K in onsite toilet fight!

Two workers who claimed they were forced to urinate in a bucket have been awarded $332,000. they were fired for complaining about the lack of an onsite toilets.

"Oh!"

written by Inchcock, 26 June 2012
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Argentina! Here we come!

Run for your lives, boys and girls and all you fat cats with brass hats! The little blowout preventer that could finally did!

written by Oleg the Tumor, 26 June 2012
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Who won the French and Indian War?

The Indians, 1-0 in a game with over 200 extra innings!

written by Oleg the Tumor, 26 June 2012
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Rubber Keyhole! Paper Asshole! Primed Number!

The firm of Sullivan and Cromwell will be closed tomorrow.
It seems they own the only ticket left M can't fit through the window at the same time. Much more trash to follow through this same porthole.

written by Oleg the Tumor, 26 June 2012
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