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Scooby Doo redubbed for Korean TV

Scooby Doo is now being shown on Korean TV, but has been renamed "Happy Delicious Dog Mystery Gang". Every week at the end of the show, Scooby Doo is inexplicably eaten by Shaggy and the others.

written by CaptainSausage, 22 June 2012
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Sexy Italian underwear fails to excite English footy fans!

Sex-starved English women are buying up every bit of sexy Italian underwear in a desperate attempt to win over their men. The men are ignoring them, they prefer to win over Italy; si, si Bella!

written by Jaggedone, 22 June 2012
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Archaeologist finds oldest rock art in Australia!

An archaeologist says he found the oldest piece of rock art in Australia and one of the oldest in the world: an Aboriginal work created 28,000 years ago in an Outback cave,

(One of Sidney Bollocks?)

written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
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Drinking Tea 'Increases Prostate Cancer Risk'

Scientists found that more than seven cups a day raised the chances of men developing the disease by 50%!

"Now they tell me after 65 years of drinking tea! (Huh!)"

written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
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Ahoy There! Found in a bottle of Napoleon's Best. Up you and yours! - Alexander Hamilton -September 11th, 1779

"Don't you think that the Cabal have reported that I declared in a public house in Philadelphia that it was high time for the people to rise, join general Washington and turn Congress out of doors" HA

written by Oleg the Tumor, 22 June 2012
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It rains liquid methane once every 1,000 years on Titan!

Titan: the largest moon orbiting Saturn.

"I'm glad those told us that, just in case we were planning a weekend break on Saturn presumably?"

written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
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Queen get massive pay rise..

.....Queen Liz gets huge pay hike...funny that, I don't remember the old fart going on strike for it?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2012
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Euro Crunch

The new sticky treat to get your teeth into.

written by j.w., 22 June 2012
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Quiz time

So, you think you're a good driver. Try this quick quiz. The 1947 FA Cup final was played in what year? Umm, a hardy, eh!

written by whatinthe world, 22 June 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 84

"Will Jimmy Finally Graduate?"

by

Betty Wont.

written by IN SEINE, 22 June 2012
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"O...my Gawd!"

Return of 0-levels as Coalition axe GCSE's.....might pay to teach the kids to read and write first cobbers!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2012
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I dig it, I really dig it.

Graveyard of Rhino sized mega-Wombats found in Queensland outback.....strewth, can't wait for them to discover the empty mega-sized tinnies cobber.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2012
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Mr President.

Russell Watson to sing at the White House.....good luck with that sport, I prefer to sing in the shithouse.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2012
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"It's der way I mow 'em!"

Due to the runaway success of erotic pulp novel Fifty Shades of Grey..retired Dublin Council grasscutter Finbar O'Toole has penned an exotic novel entitled Forty Shades of Green.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2012
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Woman drives car onto golf course, into sand trap!

A woman told police she drove her car into a sand trap on a Massachusetts golf course because her GPS sent her the wrong way.

Odd News

Police say she was drunk!

written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
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Alaska man climbs tree, but gets stuck upside down!

He climbed a tree for exercise but got stuck upside down hanging by one leg.
Authorities were alerted by a man he called from a cellphone attached to a lanyard around his neck?

"Hmm?"

written by Inchcock, 22 June 2012
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Zanessa spotted holding hands near Starbucks.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were seen coming out of Starbucks on Sunset Boulevard on Thursday evening. Passersby said the ex-couple looked very "coupley". Are Zanessa finally back together?

written by Clarissa Blair, 22 June 2012
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Geology

A large mink-stole was observed on the grounds of PETA headquarters in Norfolk Virginia. Oops that should be a large sink-hole!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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New Hollywood Production

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson are played by Pres. Obama & VP Biden, respectively. Moriarity is played by Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Sir Arthur Colin Doyle has asked the Queen to declare war!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Questionable Results

Democratic liberal newspapers always publish favorable studies & polls supporting their favorite social issues, e.g. abortion, gay rights & then when the people disagree wonder why they got it wrong

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Laughing at You

Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) to play Chief Inspector Clouseau in a new Hollywood production of Nancy in Democratic liberal La-La Land! The film is based on her outrageous political pronouncements!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Strange but True

EPA requires gasoline refiners to blend a non-existent additive into their fuels or be subjected to fines. The EPA promises to reduce the amount of non-existent additive to be blended!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Democratic Party Constituents

Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) indicated Republicans are after AG Eric Holder for trying to overturn voter suppression in the states. She meant illegal immigrants, dead people, multiple registrations & felons!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Fringe Benefits

White House Press Secretary Carney is very popular with the ladies. It seems that his pronouncements on behalf of President Obama have not only lengthened his nose, but other body parts too!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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Bean Farmers Upset

A new study by the EPA indicates that USDA bureaucrats who eat beans for lunch are most likely to pass gas all afternoon. President Obama calls for new government regulations limiting eating beans!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 June 2012
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