Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 81
"I Lost My Balance" .
Eileen Dover and Phil Down
Austrian Politician Caught on Camera Having Sex in Forest
After an Austrian politician was caught on camera having sex, many Welsh sheep farmers are nervous because of the many motion sensor cameras left behind by BBC's Springwatch.
The Secret Irish Kitchen Police has been recalled to duty.
Footman positions also available. Own livery a must. Travel required. Apply within.
40 years to the day! Dreadnought "Nixon's Ghost" Heard in Pacific Gyre
On 40th anniversary of Watergate, the world trembles. Battleship said to be size of Italy. Message from Capt. Yoder Geronimo aboard newly renamed "Just Desserts": Hang on, already, we'll get there!
James Bond Shoots up Amarillo Casino leaves Electric Pinapple Without a Manager or Tour!
"They about to be kidnapped by the French," said 007, holding up his well worn license to protect The Crown's interests. Napoeonic Law can be a problem when its next door. No cowboy drives a Peugeot!
Income Opportunities in Social Media Opening Up
Hard economic times cause hard decisions. To charge, or not to charge others, for access to your wall, page, site, whatever. Ten Bucks? You're no friend of mine!
Pointing Epidemic Spreads to All Points!
It all started with that damn cartoon by Thomas Nast, with everybody pointing at the guy next to him!
(Writer, pointing at reader) How about you? Is it all your fault? Who else? Confess!
French Acadamie Reply Team (FART) to Irish Astronomy: What Gaul!
"We FART in your general direction!" they said. FART issued a challenge bonus question to Irish astronomers: So! Which is closer? The Moon or Canada? HA! You can see the moon, no?"
Not His Best Week:
Obama's economics speech ends up on "Darn You Auto-Correct".
Drug Czar to AMA: Get a Law Degree or stop talking about pot!
Jerk Killerkowske, Director of "The Alphabet Soup Gang," declared Pot a legal issue, not a medical one. Effective immediately, Dr.s must first pass the Bar in all 50 states to proscribe Cannabis.