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Spoof Writer Lost in Time

The clock is bust. A new day begins. Who expects to get the straight time of day from a satire manufacturer?

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Five Astronomers Contact ET; Arrested for Logan Act violation.

Pretty Big Array (PBA) Truth or Consequences NMFive Govt scientists were arrested today after sending a reply to galaxy M101, a clear Logan Act no no.
Now they're a gang, and they're going to jail.

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Hodgson Refutes Team Slur

Roy Hodgson has scoffed at claims that his players are nothing more than "Selfish, cheating Neanderthals." "They are vastly overpaid, too." he said.

written by Matt Jenkins, 15 June 2012
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woman brings live World War II Shell for Valuation on Antique Roadshow

Ripoff, Yorkshire-It was a tense moment for BBC1 on Thursday last,when housewife Molly Schreiber plopped it down before presenter Breanna Aspers "Didn't quite make it to the loo in time, I'm afraid"

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Today Is Global Wind Day

Break some with someone you love!

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Hijacked "Bilderburger" Being Tracked by American Military Satellites: Why?

The American military has taken a special interest in what otherwise would have been a historical footnote - the recent hijacking of the Bilderburger by Amish Pirates - has everyone guessing. Drones?

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Steve McClaren supports England tactics at Euro 2012

He reckons England can win a tournament playing this way.

Expect a complete overhaul of England's tactics very soon after McClaren's endorsement.

written by Simon Saunders, 15 June 2012
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Leveson Verdict

Cam Shafted

written by j.w., 15 June 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 79

"Split Personalities"

by

Jacqueline Hyde.

written by IN SEINE, 15 June 2012
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Huge Asteroid to Advertise Auto Insurance-where is that guy Mayhem?

How's your collision comprehensive? You'll find out Thursday night. Forget duck and cover. 2012LZ1 will sell you something. Maybe a new pair of shorts?

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Warsaw files Suit against Gallop: Stop using our name!

Are you a Poll or a Pole? Warsaw doesn't know and doesn't care, as long as they call the whole process of asking skewed questions something else. The new name? WULZ. Don't step in it.

written by Oleg the Tumor, 15 June 2012
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Sit Down and Shut Up

US House Rep. Clyburn (D-SC) said something really insulting to women this week by relating Bain Capital financial matters to rape. Even the Obama administration called the statement inappropriate!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Air Travel Getting Better

I saw a happy passenger at the airport, who had just turned 75 years old and doesn't have to take shoes off anymore. Still has to be groped, oops patted down by the TSA agent though!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Unsanitary Practice Banned

Maryland's Department of Health has banned the Maryland Democratic Legislature as being hazardous to Maryland taxpayer's health. The legislature always has their hands in people's pockets!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Politicians Won't Solve Real Problems

Distracted driving mania continues with the latest target being unrestrained dogs sitting in the front passenger seat. Not to worry, does not apply to unrestrained pussies in the front seat!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Smart Meters

Newly installed smart electric meters at the White House and Capitol turned off the air conditioning, preventing the spending of anymore US taxpayer dollars!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Clueless Foreign Policy

Reasons civilians are being massacred in Syria; Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad, former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan and US, Russian and Chinese foreign policies!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Lady Gaga Cancels Show

An Indonesian extremist Islamic organization had accused Lady Gaga of wearing underwear onstage and made threats. Everyone knows that Lady Gaga doesn't wear any underwear!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Democratic Creative Accounting

President Obama claims that by only adding $5 trillion to the national debt he is tightfisted with taxpayer's money. American voters have a chance to prove the president is deficient in arithmetic!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Where Are They Now?

In the year 2030 former President Obama is the spokesman for the oil and gas industry, presidential advisor Axelrod owns a gas station and WH Press Secretary Carney sells used cars!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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Feel Good Legislation

Maryland and California's Democratic governor and Democratic controlled legislature appear to pass regulations after an industry has voluntarily adopted a better technique or requirement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 15 June 2012
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