Spoof Writer Lost in Time
The clock is bust. A new day begins. Who expects to get the straight time of day from a satire manufacturer?
Five Astronomers Contact ET; Arrested for Logan Act violation.
Pretty Big Array (PBA) Truth or Consequences NMFive Govt scientists were arrested today after sending a reply to galaxy M101, a clear Logan Act no no.
Now they're a gang, and they're going to jail.
Hodgson Refutes Team Slur
Roy Hodgson has scoffed at claims that his players are nothing more than "Selfish, cheating Neanderthals." "They are vastly overpaid, too." he said.
woman brings live World War II Shell for Valuation on Antique Roadshow
Ripoff, Yorkshire-It was a tense moment for BBC1 on Thursday last,when housewife Molly Schreiber plopped it down before presenter Breanna Aspers "Didn't quite make it to the loo in time, I'm afraid"
Today Is Global Wind Day
Break some with someone you love!
Hijacked "Bilderburger" Being Tracked by American Military Satellites: Why?
The American military has taken a special interest in what otherwise would have been a historical footnote - the recent hijacking of the Bilderburger by Amish Pirates - has everyone guessing. Drones?
Steve McClaren supports England tactics at Euro 2012
He reckons England can win a tournament playing this way.
Expect a complete overhaul of England's tactics very soon after McClaren's endorsement.
written by j.w.
, 15 June 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 79
Huge Asteroid to Advertise Auto Insurance-where is that guy Mayhem?
How's your collision comprehensive? You'll find out Thursday night. Forget duck and cover. 2012LZ1 will sell you something. Maybe a new pair of shorts?
Warsaw files Suit against Gallop: Stop using our name!
Are you a Poll or a Pole? Warsaw doesn't know and doesn't care, as long as they call the whole process of asking skewed questions something else. The new name? WULZ. Don't step in it.
Sit Down and Shut Up
US House Rep. Clyburn (D-SC) said something really insulting to women this week by relating Bain Capital financial matters to rape. Even the Obama administration called the statement inappropriate!
Air Travel Getting Better
I saw a happy passenger at the airport, who had just turned 75 years old and doesn't have to take shoes off anymore. Still has to be groped, oops patted down by the TSA agent though!
Unsanitary Practice Banned
Maryland's Department of Health has banned the Maryland Democratic Legislature as being hazardous to Maryland taxpayer's health. The legislature always has their hands in people's pockets!
Politicians Won't Solve Real Problems
Distracted driving mania continues with the latest target being unrestrained dogs sitting in the front passenger seat. Not to worry, does not apply to unrestrained pussies in the front seat!
Newly installed smart electric meters at the White House and Capitol turned off the air conditioning, preventing the spending of anymore US taxpayer dollars!
Clueless Foreign Policy
Reasons civilians are being massacred in Syria; Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad, former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan and US, Russian and Chinese foreign policies!
Lady Gaga Cancels Show
An Indonesian extremist Islamic organization had accused Lady Gaga of wearing underwear onstage and made threats. Everyone knows that Lady Gaga doesn't wear any underwear!
Democratic Creative Accounting
President Obama claims that by only adding $5 trillion to the national debt he is tightfisted with taxpayer's money. American voters have a chance to prove the president is deficient in arithmetic!
Where Are They Now?
In the year 2030 former President Obama is the spokesman for the oil and gas industry, presidential advisor Axelrod owns a gas station and WH Press Secretary Carney sells used cars!
Feel Good Legislation
Maryland and California's Democratic governor and Democratic controlled legislature appear to pass regulations after an industry has voluntarily adopted a better technique or requirement!