Paul McCartney At 70
It is rumoured that now Paul McCartney has turned 70 years old, he has already forgotten what it was like "when I'm 64"
Conservative MPs Threaten Biggest Ever Rebellion
Over 270 Conservative MPs are to vote against any re-form of The House of Lords. clearly, most of them will be Lords in the future and they want to make sure that their employment is secure!
The Campaign for Scottish Independence Begins
According to The Grampian Times, a Mr Jock Strapp, a gamekeeper from Dumfries has started a campaign to rebuild Hadrian's Wall.
Alex Salmond Wanted To Cut Ties From England BEFORE Sunday
It can be revealed that SNP leader, Alex Salmond wanted to cut ties from England before Sunday's tennis final. This will reinforce the fact that and the is SCOTTISH and Britain does not own him!
Andy Murray Starts New 'Sky Knitting' Craze
Scots tennis ace, Andy Murray has began a new craze called 'Sky Knitting'which he performs after winning a match. It is suspected that it's some kind of Masonic sign language. Scottish rite of course!
Barclay's bank refuse first aid to collapsed woman!
The lady collapsed outside their branch - but first-aiders were not allowed to tend to her.
''Diamonds' aren't they at Barclays?
7/7/12: Voting Intention Poll
Glib-Dems 8% (Sorry Lib-Dems)
Wonder who the others are?
Emmanuel Adebayor - I'll stay with Manchester City
26-year-old Emmanuel Adebayor from Ghana, is a wise man - £140,000 a week sounds enough reason to stay to me!
Immigtation? Know Bard... or you're barred!
Immigrants will be taught about Shakespeare as part of the new citizenship test!
"I'd have thought teaching then about poverty, mugging, rioting, and dishonest MPs would stand them in better stead?"
The Sun: We love porn, admit nine out of UK ten girls
Wouldn't be the same without them would it?
You're Out Lady
The baseball prostitute, who was known to work around ballparks, has been caught by the police. She struck out with a full c**t!
Shellac the Democrats in 2012
In the navy if an item doesn't move a sailor will paint it. The Democratic CA Legislature and many Democratic liberal US Senators who disagree with an item always try to ban it!
The Democratic CA Legislature is pushing a bill to make the state a sanctuary for illegal immigrants. Will AG Holder sue CA like the DOJ sued Arizona for getting involved with immigration issues!
LONE RANGER: ObamaCare will save the middle class money. TONTO: Then why are there to be upwards of $500 billion in new taxes imposed on individuals and businesses in the next ten years?
We've Seen This Before
Democratic liberals are always behind President Obama, even when he stretches the truth. One day these liberals may wake up and find themselves behind barbed wire!
No SEC Help Needed
LONE RANGER: The SEC wants to regulate Money Market funds to make them safer for investors. TONTO: The SEC would provide the same oversight as they did for the Madoff Ponzi scheme!
A Needed Change
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz may be stepping down after the November 2012 elections. Her more qualified successor is to be the Gecko, who is leaving his current position!
Is it November Yet?
King Obama I stated in a campaign speech that the US economy is headed in the right direction. US economists continue to indicate that downward is not a good direction!
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Los Angeles police finds Fantasy drug lab
World Boxing News
Wladimir Klitschko fights Fiasco