Insect So Big That It Eats Carrots
The biggest insect in the world - a cricket-like insect called a Giant Weta has been found in New Zealand and can munch through a carrot in hours. It is also very good at seeing in the dark!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye visit sick kids in hospital
Haven't they suffered enough?
Scotland demand autonomy and will be now called Murrayland!
Scot Andy Murray is in a Wimbledon final. Only problem is, he's a Scot and they hate the English so now the Scots are demanding autonomy and Hadrian's wall will become the new Berlin wall!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 94
"How to Borrow a Book"
Lib R. Arrey.
Andy Murray beats Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in Wimbledon semi-final
Alright calm down people, its only the semi-final, no point making a Tsong and dance about it.
They don't like it up 'em!
A woman has admitted smashing Simon Cowell's window, it could have been so much worse if it had been a drunken sailor smashing in his back doors!!
Englishman reaches final of Wimbledon
Jeremy Gusset will be the first Englishman to participate in the Wimbledon final for 73 years. He will be head ballboy.
Coalition Split Over House of Lords
Hereditatary pee-ers cause problems
written by j.w.
, 06 July 2012
Mayor's sausage costume mistaken for giant penis!
What a cock-up: Mad-cap mayor's sausage costume mistaken for giant penis as she welcomes Olympic torch!
"That say's a lot!"
Ex UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has confessed to being ignorant on the topic of national ergonomic restructure. "I just don't get it, sorry" he said to the media recently. Browny you're not alone.
Kate to lineup for London Olympics
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, will compete in the London Olympics in the new sport of handbag throwing. Kate has an impressive record in the event by way of her throwing it at her husband.