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Katie and Suri rescue 2,000 lives from flash flood

CALGARY--The Katie/Suri watch continues. They fed animals at zoos and are now saving lives. Katie and Suri evacuated some 2,000 people as flash floods swept through Calgary. Next up: curing bird flu.

written by Lyndon, 30 July 2012
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Madonna booed off stage in Paris!

An ageing Madonna could only manage 45 minutes on stage and she was booed off because she she didn't simulate sex with young toy-boys; she couldn't hire any of them, they prefer Lady Ga Ga!

written by Jaggedone, 30 July 2012
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Cameron heaps praise on 'Tour de France' winner Bradley Wiggins

After having the concept of cycling explained to him and finding out who Bradley Wiggins is, our PM, clearly a cycling officiando, has declared himself "delighted" with Wiggins achievement.

Great.

written by Simon Saunders, 30 July 2012
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Man drops four dress sizes in one day

Peter Humpty of Chiswick dropped four dresses today. "He dropped a 12, a 14, a 22 and a 20," said Dorothy Perkins, manager of a clothes shop. "Naturally, we sacked him."

written by IainB, 30 July 2012
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Jimmy Carr in a taxi

Jimmy Carr refused to pay a London Cabbie when the cost exceed fifty pounds for a twenty minute journey. "Bloody celebrities," said the driver. "Always avoid paying their taxis."

written by IainB, 30 July 2012
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Cameron, Clegg & Johson admit to paying tradesmen Cash-in-hand!

Paid with back-handers given to them I assume!

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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Cash-in-hand deals 'are morally wrong'

David Gauke hit out at families who get a discount from tradesmen including builders for the tax dodge.

"The'll have to do a lot worse than that to be as 'Morally Wrong' as MPs are!"

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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G4S to Guard Cameron at Party Conference!

Fair enough - personally I'd prefer it if they used the Nottingham Flower Arrangers Under 11's Knitting team to protect him.

Never mind!

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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Tony Blair has said he accepts some responsibility

For the state of Britain's economy. The Daily Star

"How kind of him!"

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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Imogen Thomas is swelling with sporting pride!

As she supports Team GB at the Olympic Games.

Proof: The Daily Star

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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Jodie Marsh ­finds happiness - through celibacy and bodybuilding

The Essex girl gave up sex more than a year ago! Shame!

Read all about it - and see her photo... Phewr! The Star

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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Norway happily trades as part of Europe without being in the EU

And has flexed its financial muscle in the last year, buying £25B worth of holding in Britain's blue chip companies, including two per cent of M&S and Rolls-Royce.

"Reading this are you Cameron?"

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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20.07.12: UK Voting intentions Poll

Lab Con Lib Other
40% 35% 9% 16%

Conservatives up to 35%? How?

written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
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