JK Rowling reveals her first book for adults
50 Shades of Potter?
Andy Murray reaches last 8 at Wimbledon
I'll give it till Friday.
Tottenham appoint Andre Villas-Boas new manager
I give it six months.
Prequel To Psycho the Movie
A prequel to Psycho is being filmed for release later this year and will tell the story of Norman Bates as a child. It will be called "Master Bates"... Obviously
Tom Cruise is not a Scientologist nutter!
After the shock reports that Katie Holmes has dumped super Tom he has cut all links with Scientology and will now marry John Travolta (We knew it all along!)! Worth investigating that one!
Go compare 'vandalise' their own billboard ads
Well it was either them or us!
Country renaming continues
Since adopting metric currency, New Guinea is now called New Five Pounds Fifty.
written by IainB
, 03 July 2012
Olympics to give UK Economy £16.5bn boost.....in that case we had better host it every year then we'll all be rolling in dosh and able to pay our bills, eh Dave?
"I've been robbed!"
Queen Liz has just published her financial accounts, which show that the Royal parasites cost the taxpayer 52p per person last year...daylight robbery considering the old fart is worth 42bn +!!
Concern At Cern
If the Higgs Bosun particle is found then there will be nothing for the Large Hadron Collider to do and it will be the sold for scrap and many people will be made redundant."job done!"
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 91
A. P. Arrey.
Man takes aim at laughter world record
He said he wants to set a world record by having 25,000 people laugh in unison in the same place.
"I'll ask the folk at the Cardiac clinic, the benefits office, and arthritis unit to join in!"
Police Officer fired for tipping of a friend of raid by text.
Police in Florida said an officer lost his job after text messaging with a friend who was about to be busted by a SWAT team!
"Future politician in the making?"
Prince Charles Gets 12% Rise!
While the proletariat struggle on the dole, benefits, or minimum pay!
"Nice one Charlie!"
Couple find and return £7680!
The couple who found a bag on top of a convenience store rubbish bin said it never crossed their minds to keep the money.
"Obviously not politicians or Big Issue sellers then!"
Fish And Chips Blamed For UK Obesity Crisis.
A Government Health Spokesman said clearly we needed a change for the batter.
Clarkson To Follow Ramsey In Prison Cookery Show
'Top Gear' to take on whole new meaning.