Tom Cruise Scouts NYC Pads
Tom Cruise scouts NYC pads. However he's having a hard time deciding between extra absorbant night time pads and regular.
Rapper Ice T Makes Documentary
Ice T Makes a hip hop documentary. His studio will offer two versions: sweet and unsweet.
Olympic Flame Finally Arrives in London
The Olympic flame arrives in London. Organizers realize too late that it arrived too late for the rioting qualifications.
Spam Server Shuts Down
Major spam server shuts down. Millions of confused Monty Python fans are very upset.
Rupert Murdock Quits
Rupert Murdock quits board of British newspapers. He will instead invest in surfboards.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 106
"How to Succeed in School"
New Cocktail of Drugs Can Kill off Any Form of TB Bacteria
A new cocktail of drugs is reported to be able to kill off even the most resistant or persistent forms of TB bacterium. Except… TONY BLAIR
RF Brookes factory in South Wigston cuts jobs
2Sisters group bought them out. Owner Ranjit Singh Boparan in 2010, acquired Dutch-based chicken processor Storteboom, with sites in Holland and Poland, they had cutbacks too!
Sign of the times!
2 new witnesses - appear more than 30 years after the drowning of Natalie Wood
Express: The couple, have told police she was involved in a furious argument just moments before she screamed as she fell overboard from her yacht Splendour!
"After 30 years? Bet their reliable!"
Two-year-old girl plays piano concert to 200 guests!
Two-year-old Lavinia Ramirez has stunned her friends after giving her first public performance on the piano - to 200 people!
"Little show-off! Huh!"
Dead lizard found in loaf of bread from Tesco
'It certainly put me off my toast,' said William from Axminster, Devon.
"Certainly makes my finding sultanas in my loaf from Asda look trifling!"
Youth Unemployment Benefit Claims - June 2012
Cheshire 4.2%, East Hertfordshire 3.1%, Bexley 4.6%, Mendip 3.7%, Teignbridge 3.3%, Suffolk 4.3%, Shropshire 4.4%, Allerdale 6.5%, Northumberland 8.4%, Nottingham 6.3%, County Durham 8%...
Bradley Wiggins First Mod Sporting Hero
The mod cyclist may have set the precedent for the first hippy boxer or goth tennis player
Chelsea close to signing Hulk, while Man Utd expect Superman to fly in for talks. Arsenal target Spider-Man is sticking around in London for negotiations and signal in sky alerts Man City to Batman
Man attending 2012 Spring Olympics arrives at Heathrow three months too late.
Police find alligator having a bath on cannabis raid!
A 2.4m (8ft) alligator splashing around in the bath is what 'greeted' officers acting on a tip-off about a cannabis factory.
"They say drugs can be dangerous!"
Council 'look left' road sign with right pointing arrow!
Council workers in Swindon have baffled members of the public for the past three years with a pedestrian crossing sign that says 'look left' but points to the right.
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The Answer is: Guy-Fil-A
The Question is: What will Chick-Fil-A name it's new Boston restaurants in response to ban for same sex marriage stance?