Man recovers car 42 years after theft
Sadly, his cigarettes and matches from the glove box were gone.
Census shows record rise in the UK population
With the 3.9Million increase in legal immigration, and the old gits living longer, what do you expect!
Bid to cap benefits is a success!
Ian Duncan Smith: The benefits cap is driving hundreds of families off welfare and back to work - eight months before it comes into force!
"Applied to G4S?"
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 105
"Laughing makes me happy"
Jetstream Must Be Moved Northwards To Improve British Weather
'We need heated air currents coming from the south,' explained a Met Office spokesman. 'Currently, the most popular plan among the British public is to set fire to France.'
YouGov's latest survey for Euro exit results
Fifty-one per cent would vote to leave.
As Yes Minister's Sir Humphrey Appleby would doubtless put it:
"Any commitment by a pro-European party to such a referendum sounds appallingly courageous!"
Gordon Brown gets extra £114k 'duty'!
He's raked in £114,998 taxpayers' cash last year, plus his £65,738 MP salary, and £20,000+ pension.
Claiming just £2 less than the £115,000 limit!
"Why are we not surprised?"
Labour to slap extra tax on fizzy drinks to counter obesity!
Why, whenever they want to 'help' us stop doing something, do MP's always increase the price?
"Fags, booze, petrol, soap powder, nappies... what next?"