MPs want a Great welcome for visitors to Great Britain!
Visitors should be met with Union Flags and portraits of the Queen in a show of patriotism.
"The unemployed, big issue sellers, & criminals sentenced to community service could put um up?"
UK Employment minister: Jobless to be forced into work
Hundreds to be forced to do 6 months compulsory community work in a new crackdown!
"Euro human rights: This will prevent them rioting, looting, mugging, shoplifting, and their 24hr boozing sessions!"
Mass. man pays off mortgage in pennies!
Thomas Daigle dropped off 63,000 pennies weighing 800lbs in final payment on the home he and his wife, Sandra, bought in 1977. He started saving them when he moved in.
"Look after the pennies..."
Businessman fights AT&T over $1M phone bill
Michael Smith, says someone hacked into his small manufacturing company's phone system, making $900,000 in calls to Somalia!
"And AT&T didn't notice the rise in usage?"
Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding quashes reports she has reunited with former fiancé, Tom Crane
She's holding out for Tom Cruise...
Google employee Marissa Mayer become Yahoo CEO
Why would a google staffer go to work for Yahoo?
Lord Meets Lord
Today we say goodbye to Jon Lord, keyboard player of Deep Purple.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 100
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 101
"The Philippine Post Office"
Chocolate Bars With Silver Paper Wrappings Not Allowed Within Olympic Stadium
'The reflective silver paper could act as chaff, distracting any surface-to-air missiles,' warned an MOD spokesman. 'In the worst case, a missile could lock-on to a spectator holding a chocolate bar.'
UK Environment Agency Issues New Flood Guidance
'We recommend that each local community should build an ark,' advised a UK Environment Agency spokesman, 'and collect a male and female member of as many species as possible.'
BBC Reporter Asks G4S Spokesman Whether His Company Is Competent To Protect London 2012
'Don't tell him, Pike,' barked the head of security at G4S, Captain Mainwaring.
BBC reduces its star pay by £9.5 million in the financial year 2011-12.
It sounds like they've axed loads of highly paid stars until you realise that £6 million of the reduction was made by not renewing Jonathan Ross' contract.