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MPs want a Great welcome for visitors to Great Britain!

Visitors should be met with Union Flags and portraits of the Queen in a show of patriotism.

"The unemployed, big issue sellers, & criminals sentenced to community service could put um up?"

written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
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UK Employment minister: Jobless to be forced into work

Hundreds to be forced to do 6 months compulsory community work in a new crackdown!

"Euro human rights: This will prevent them rioting, looting, mugging, shoplifting, and their 24hr boozing sessions!"

written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
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Mass. man pays off mortgage in pennies!

Thomas Daigle dropped off 63,000 pennies weighing 800lbs in final payment on the home he and his wife, Sandra, bought in 1977. He started saving them when he moved in.

"Look after the pennies..."

written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
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Businessman fights AT&T over $1M phone bill

Michael Smith, says someone hacked into his small manufacturing company's phone system, making $900,000 in calls to Somalia!

"And AT&T didn't notice the rise in usage?"

written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
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Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding quashes reports she has reunited with former fiancé, Tom Crane

She's holding out for Tom Cruise...

written by radiogagger, 17 July 2012
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Google employee Marissa Mayer become Yahoo CEO

Why would a google staffer go to work for Yahoo?
Search me...

written by radiogagger, 17 July 2012
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Lord Meets Lord

Today we say goodbye to Jon Lord, keyboard player of Deep Purple.

written by IN SEINE, 17 July 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 100

"No Appetite"

by

Anna Rexia

written by IN SEINE, 17 July 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 101

"The Philippine Post Office"

by

Imelda Letter.

written by IN SEINE, 17 July 2012
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Chocolate Bars With Silver Paper Wrappings Not Allowed Within Olympic Stadium

'The reflective silver paper could act as chaff, distracting any surface-to-air missiles,' warned an MOD spokesman. 'In the worst case, a missile could lock-on to a spectator holding a chocolate bar.'

written by Swan Morrison, 17 July 2012
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UK Environment Agency Issues New Flood Guidance

'We recommend that each local community should build an ark,' advised a UK Environment Agency spokesman, 'and collect a male and female member of as many species as possible.'

written by Swan Morrison, 17 July 2012
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BBC Reporter Asks G4S Spokesman Whether His Company Is Competent To Protect London 2012

'Don't tell him, Pike,' barked the head of security at G4S, Captain Mainwaring.

written by Swan Morrison, 17 July 2012
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BBC reduces its star pay by £9.5 million in the financial year 2011-12.

It sounds like they've axed loads of highly paid stars until you realise that £6 million of the reduction was made by not renewing Jonathan Ross' contract.

written by Simon Saunders, 17 July 2012
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